'What Wikipedia Can't Tell You About Escort Couples'

CLOSED JULY 2025 due to UK Government killing your rights to view what you want online aka ONLINE SAFETY ACT. Stay tuned for it to return in printed format.


Online Safety Act was originally intended to target pornographic content and keep you all safe. Written content, ie text, didn't come under the Act, HOWEVER... as with most things in the UK there's mission creep. We warned you all about this in News Views & Screws years ago. What started with noble intentions (to protect children) got hijacked by 'the powers that be' as a means of control. To control EVERYTHING you see on the internet and to deny you 'free speech' which is now dead here in the UK. OSA is evolving daily... with deliberately vague clauses aided & abetted by Starmer and his  'troops' aka UK police 'just following orders'.  Grim times so instead we're focusing on surviving even worse measures akin to Orwell's Nineteen Eighty Four. If you've never read the book then do so, now, because what he predicted way back in 1947 is playing out almost to the letter. But get hold of a copy soon, because there are moves afoot to get it banned too (in the name of 'protecting you' of course). Meanwhile we continue to work behind closed doors as the UK's best known mature escort couple and/or dominatrix and pro male dom. #StaySafe folks!

So many people asked us about our life as one of the UK's most popular Escort Couples that we started our own #sexblog in 2016 we called 'NEWS VIEWS & SCREWS' formerly accessible by FREE subscription. The 'Prima Donnas' have since told us its not a sexblog, but a MAGAZINE. Ok guys. It's even been picked up by the wider Press, with the UK's celeb magazine 'CLOSER' featuring us just after Brexit. We've NEVER been one's to follow the fold; the same applies to our content, which you'll find refreshingly different from others. Simply put, News Views & Screws was UNIQUE; 100% well written original content, & plenty of it, without all kinds of blatant self promotion & 'SELL SELL SELL' you see elsewhere. So, what was it all about?

Most readers made a beeline for the SCREWS section (predictably) and read that FIRST. A good many of them told us (see testimonials) it's the content they ENJOYED the most; Why? Because it was chapter & verse on some of the raunchier (or not) meets which had taken place since the last blog. Names, locations and close descriptions are changed, otherwise the accounts are all TRUE; It's lengthy at around 4000+ words, so you got right into it, you felt like a voyeur, like you were actually there, because Geeze is a master at bringing a scene to life through the written word...we'd bet you'd get a little turned on by it...after all, you DID want to find out what life's REALLY LIKE for and WITH an Escort Couple didn't you??? 🙂

VIEWS was usually a piece about what's trending and relevant to our life as escorts and yours as a punter or just some-one who loves SEX. Recent topics included Cross Dressing, Lockdown, Klein Sexuality Grid & QUEST P-massager #giveaway, Cryptocurrencies, El Salvador, Taboo tokens, HIV Self Testing, Pride, Sextoys for Men, Loneliness, Fifty Shades Darker, Pegging, Keith Vaz & rent boys, ROCKS OFF RO-ZEN product review, EMMA massage wand test by Fun50Minx, Sex shops, the Digital Economy Act in the shape of the Porn Block & how it will affect YOU, Human Rights Reform, Mistress Orchid the #TeesValleyMistress, FOSTA, SESTA, Switter, DeCrim, Phone-sex and many more; a bit political sometimes, and a bit controversial sometimes...just like us.

NEWS keeps you up to date with what we've been up to since the last issue, our plans for the immediate future, PLUS 'inside information' and comment about what's going on in the Adult Trade, new products/fads etc.

Also in NEWS VIEWS n SCREWS [NVS] we brought you EASY competitions to WIN sextoys, & offers exclusive to readers on selected adult pleasure products from fun-five-0 and some of our friends. To receive NVS all you had to do was complete the boxes adjacent, but sadly that's now HISTORY thanks to Big Brother. Are we pissed? You bet we are. Are we beat? NO. Fact is, the time needed for compliance just ain't worth it; Far better concentrating on exit strategies, Thanks to all those who subscribed! Luv Minx & Geeze xx

Just read April 2023 Fun50Couple news brief. Extremely well written and full of lots of naughty fun information for me to use, try and share. Thank you for writing and posting such an informative piece, #mature #men, SiSi

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'Wow! loved the story with Paul...had a good fiddle thinking about you and him f*****g Minx....with cum everywhere! xxxx

@LouiseNylon
Feb 14th 2022

'A good read with one of our vids thrown in too. Check it out...'

@BrummiesNaughty
Apr 18th 2018

Sexiest couple on here. Loved the latest issue of the newsletter by the way. Very hot x

Kay, Twitter @kj_2468
April 2023

NEWS VIEWS AND SCREWS sexblog reader testimonial"Excellent well written and very entertaining blog post guys.....Love reading about your adventures, so much better than make believe fantasy..."

AdultWork client via text message
December 2021
Image of fun50minx, female half of one of the UK's best known mature Escort Couples
Image of the front cover of CLOSER magazine who used a story about escort couples in relation to Brexit

Once again thanks for Febs NVS, read with interest, the S bit twice. Turned me on no end. I was interested to work out who was on the receiving end of the strap on...."

and: 'Thank you for your NVS posts which I really enjoy reading, especially the screws bit which I find really erotic. Always good to read your views on current affairs too.'

@Geri_Blunden, 2nd Mar/16th Feb 2018

Thanks for sharing so much about your background.... Fantastic you included us in your NVS. It looks great & we are flattered by the write-up. It sounds like your audience would respond well to an experience offered by you.

Max Strauss Co-Founder 'Everything To Sea', April 2023

I mean I guess the biggest selling point of your blogs is the seemingly seamless combination of your everyday observations about life with the explicit down-and-dirty retelling of your sexy encounters. I got my girlfriend to read the last blog post, she loved it too, I think there's just something about the matter-of-factly way you express yourself, so unapologetic, unashamed and liberated, and as a result, it is liberating to read.

Lili H, Net1on1.com

'Ta Geeze. I always enjoy your writings. Descriptive, intelligent and always horny. Poignant too in places......'

Jerry B, UK expat (Europe) May 2023