Summer 2019

#TeesValleyMistress

July saw us performing in our first semi pro filmshoot. We got some half decent footage, yet to be edited of Minx as Mistress Orchid teaching a Manchester escort the subtleties of using a strap-on. Geeze was the lucky and very willing recipient, Read more…

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WHAT’S GOING ON? May ’19

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We’ve had another manic month, busy building our new playroom in between meetings with clients old and new, Learn more…

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What’s going on? APRIL ’19

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We’re installing a 4 poster bondage bed with sling and pendulum, stocks, low bondage bench, & a whipping/f*cking bench, complimented by a French Gothic styel…

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What’s going on? MARCH’19

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Wanting to get sensual and very sexual with another MAN and his woman simultaneously doesn’t mean you’re on the road to Gaytown; it just means you’re open-minded, sex positive and some-one with the balls to make it happen. Read more from the UK’s #1 mature bi escort couple….

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February 2019

Our escorting trips reach out as far as Liverpool, as seen in this image

Over the past few months we’ve had inquiries from guys all over the World, resulting in trips to places like Liverpool…

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One for Voyeur Ladies and Sex Positive Couples

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Many men when they come to see us remark on how lucky I am (Geeze) to have Minx as my partner, some-one who’s understanding, liberal, kinky and sex positive. One night recently I found myself saying the same to a guy in South Yorkshire. So I’m going to share the experience here for the benefit…

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A New Year dawns & news about some shocking events in December

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Hello Sexy Friends! So, we come to the end of another year! December has been a cruel month for us with Minx battling illness forcing us to cut short two visits to London and head back home. It all started with a flu jab and looks like an adverse reaction…now, 5 weeks on she’s on…

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Happy Christmas from the UK’s #1 MF Escort Duo

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Hello to all our Sexy Friends! Happy Christmas & Thank You to each and every-one of you who booked time with us this past year whether in person or on the phone. We salute you! Unfortunately we’ve had a rough month with Minx off sick so we’ve hardly met anyone at all in December 🙁…

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December Escort Services in London & the North East

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Hello sexy friends! We get many requests this time of year from guys who are looking for Escort Services in London & the North East who wanna ‘treat themselves’ for Christmas, and WHY NOT? First and foremost you have to look after NUMBER 1 aka YOU! So where are we going to be? Because we…

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Please turn it OFF!

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We’ve had some interesting meets recently not least this one from a guy looking to ‘experiment’. Specifically he wanted to experience electrosex and booked a two hour session in London. Fifty-something years old with greying hair and a senior job in IT, our friend (we’ll call him Nelson) arrived with trembling hands and a bit…

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