'What Wikipedia Can't Tell You About Escort Couples'
So many people ask us about our life as one of the UK's most popular Escort Couples that we started our own #sexblog in 2016 we call 'NEWS VIEWS & SCREWS' accessible by FREE subscription. The 'Prima Donnas' have since told us its not a sexblog, but a MAGAZINE. Ok guys. It's even been picked up by the wider Press, with the UK's celeb magazine 'CLOSER' featuring us just after Brexit. We've NEVER been one's to follow the fold; the same applies to our content, which you'll find refreshingly different from others. Simply put, News Views & Screws is UNIQUE. Its 100% well written original content, & plenty of it, without all kinds of blatant self promotion & 'SELL SELL SELL' you see elsewhere. So, what's it all about?
Most readers make a beeline for the SCREWS section (predictably) and read that FIRST. A good many of them tell us (see testimonials) it's the content they ENJOY the most; Why? Because it's chapter & verse on some of the raunchier (or not) meets which have taken place since the last blog. Names, locations and close descriptions are changed, otherwise the accounts are all TRUE; It's lengthy at around 4000+ words, so you'll get right into it, you'll feel like a voyeur, like you were actually there, because Geeze is a master at bringing a scene to life through the written word...we'd bet you'll get a little turned on by it...after all, you DID want to find out what life's REALLY LIKE for and WITH an Escort Couple didn't you??? ENJOY and feel free to SHARE with others 🙂
VIEWS is usually a piece about what's trending and relevant to our life as escorts and yours as a punter or just some-one who loves SEX. Recent topics have included Cross Dressing, Lockdown, Klein Sexuality Grid & QUEST P-massager #giveaway, Cryptocurrencies, El Salvador, Taboo tokens, HIV Self Testing, Pride, Sextoys for Men, Loneliness, Fifty Shades Darker, Pegging, Keith Vaz & rent boys, ROCKS OFF RO-ZEN product review, EMMA massage wand test by Fun50Minx, Sex shops, the Digital Economy Act in the shape of the Porn Block & how it will affect YOU, Human Rights Reform, Mistress Orchid the #TeesValleyMistress, FOSTA, SESTA, Switter, DeCrim, Phone-sex and many more; a bit political sometimes, and a bit controversial sometimes...just like us.
NEWS keeps you up to date with what we've been up to since the last issue, our plans for the immediate future, PLUS 'inside information' and comment about what's going on in the Adult Trade, new products/fads etc.
Also in NEWS VIEWS n SCREWS [NVS] we bring you EASY competitions to WIN sextoys, & offers exclusive to readers on selected adult pleasure products from fun-five-0 and some of our friends. To receive NVS all you have to do is complete the boxes adjacent, hit the 'ENTER OUR WORLD' button and BOOM!... we'll take you straight to the 'Thank You' page. From there you can link instantly to the latest issue of NVS + archives but WAIT! There's more...Click the second link on the subscriber 'Thank You' page & you'll get access to the Club-50 Free Gallery! Be sure to BOOKMARK the page so you can get instant access anytime! Link back to our main site HERE
'Wow! loved the story with Paul...had a good fiddle thinking about you and him f*****g Minx....with cum everywhere! xxxx@LouiseNylon
'A good read with one of our vids thrown in too. Check it out...'@BrummiesNaughty
'Thanks for another horny edition of views and screws always makes me rampant!'hezzy67 via email
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Once again thanks for Febs NVS, read with interest, the S bit twice. Turned me on no end. I was interested to work out who was on the receiving end of the strap on...."@Geri_Blunden, 2nd Mar/16th Feb
and: 'Thank you for your NVS posts which I really enjoy reading, especially the screws bit which i find really erotic. always good to read your views on current affairs too.'
I mean I guess the biggest selling point of your blogs is the seemingly seamless combination of your everyday observations about life with the explicit down-and-dirty retelling of your sexy encounters. I got my girlfriend to read the last blog post, she loved it too, I think there's just something about the matter-of-factly way you express yourself, so unapologetic, unashamed and liberated, and as a result, it is liberating to read.Lili H, Net1on1.com