AUTUMN 2024
'NEWS VIEWS & SCREWS' ESCORT LIFESTYLE MAGAZINE

Hello sexy friends! Some of y'all have been messaging, thinking you've been unsubscribed because there's been no recent NEWS VIEWS & SCREWS in your inbox. 🙇My bad🙇  All I can say is please accept my profuse apologies. Minx tells me I have to prioritise and that's not easy sometimes for someone who wants to do EVERYTHING. Fact is there aren't enough hours in the day right now and its been like that since we sold Darlington. With the World on a knife edge with regard to SO-ooo many things, one can choose EITHER to ignore it (as most do), or you can work night and day to seize opportunities; options, that if executed with any degree of accuracy will likely mean the difference between living a life in comfort, or an existence mired in poverty, beholden to authority 1984 style. I truly believe that just now, the choices facing us (all) are that stark. Its no longer left vs right, it's freedom vs control. Since July 4th we've gained a clearer picture of what lies ahead & you don't need me to tell you, it ain't pretty. Next stop is November 5th. We're crossing our fingers AND toes on that one.

With the price of gold at an all time high and growing realisation that western debts can NEVER be paid, one or two 'visionaries' are beginning to entertain the possibility that Bitcoin could emerge as a replacement for the 'gold standard' abandoned in 1931(UK) & 1933 (US). They say you can't change Bitcoin (which is true even though its open sourced) but Bitcoin will change YOU (if you're involved in it). If you're going to make any money out of it by trading it either on the spot or derivatives market you really need to study, and study hard; all manner of things from economics, history, geo-politics & numbers to psychology, risk management & discipline. It's not for the faint of heart, unless you just wanna HODL it. Amazingly, there are still little over one million wallets worldwide containing more than 1 whole BTC, and during this cycle, new 'retail' (IE Joe Public) aren't engaging (yet). Does this mean its a fools errand? It would seem that most (in the UK at least) think that way. Meanwhile the likes of BlackRock have snapped up $20 billions worth of BTC since listing their IBIT ETF Fund earlier this year. Yesterday (30th October) they bought another $872 million's worth. As another example of how out of touch some organisations are, Starling Bank told me they won't support any transactions they suspect are linked to crypto currencies because 'its criminal activity'. Yeah right. Their kind can't & won't concede, that people like me given time and motive, can gain a solid understanding of the crypto space & its probable place on the world stage, far beyond the mindset of your average bank employee. It seems only the likes of BlackRock, Vanguard, MicroStrategy et al are allowed to have VISION. That's something I've struggled with for years... and I'd bet it's familiar to some of you subscribers. Most people despise others with the dreaded vision. Proof positive is the average Brit's view of Musk. In ONE week the guy's brought internet service to a disaster area (after the government failed miserably in North Carolina & Tennessee), unveiled a new self driving taxi, introduced us to new humanoid robots, launched a 232 foot rocket AND caught it on its way back down! What has a single one of his haters accomplished? Well? Jonathan Reynolds MP? But I digress. Bitcoin has changed my life & even if it doesn't go to the MOON this time around (2021-25 cycle), its given me useful skills.

Both me & Minx have lived hard lives... working 60, 70 even 80 hour weeks on minimal wages (in common with many I might add), and that's something I won't forget. I don't forget it when we've just taken 190 quid for an hour's romp with a bicurious guy in his fifties, and I certainly don't forget it when I've managed to learn HOW to make hundreds of dollars, thousands even, in a matter of minutes trading derivatives. Granted I'm not quite there yet with regard to the latter, but I've learnt HOW to do it, the trick now is to master WHEN to do it #riskmanagement #technicalanalysis #workinprogress. That folks is why there's been no NVS. I love writing it but the bottom line is it takes three full days per ish to create and publish. It earns us NO MONEY AT ALL save for the few bookings we get directly from men turned on to the point where they feel compelled to pick up the phone. Another point in its favour is it makes our websites more visible, thanks to Google's algorithms. Other than that there's little benefit, apart from #feelgoodfactor sharing lewd details of our crazy life with you lovely loyal subscribers.

Another activity eating into time is 'working out', in my case running & rucking. I have to admit that for years #backintheday I'd take the Mick out of 'middle aged/older man, monitor clamped to arm, face creased with pain, body drenched in sweat, jogging along the roads around Darlington, seemingly oblivious to traffic'. All through life I'd been fighting fit & able to run rings round most guys decades my junior; the latter didn't change, but the medical people alerted me to being pre-diabetic. Trouble was they only brought it to my attention SEVEN YEARS years after they'd initially spotted it; I now believe I've probably been pre-diabetic most of my life, notwithstanding that, as soon as I was told OFFICIALLY (ha!!!!!!!) I vowed to wind it back. And PDQ. That's why I started running. I'm a disciplined soul, with a 'no pain no gain' mentality; It was tough to begin with, but it quickly became a habit.... welcome respite from study and endless charts. It's an opportunity to get back close to nature, to clear one's head. A good many punters who are runners themselves tell me the same; you'll be meeting one of them in SCREWS. Distance wise I'm up to six and a half/seven miles a time now with thoughts turning to half marathon  within 12 months. I don't pound the streets, I run cross country uphill and down dale. The benefits are plain to see... added muscle, more horn, and more CONNECTION with the Earth in what's becoming a dystopian world.

In terms of physical performance a man's said to reach his peak at age 35, it plateaus till around 40, then drops off about 1% a year thereafter. A 35 year old runner's average speed is 8MPH, so a 60 year old's performance falls to between 6 and 6.4 mph. I'm faster than average by about 0.5mph. Minx has caught the bug too.... walking more. So you can understand, what with the prepping for a run, going the distance, then warming down three times a week, it takes a chunk of time out of our already busy schedule! If running's something you're thinking about thinking about [sic] you'd do well to look at RunnersNeed.  I came across them by chance after injury sustained from ill fitting shoes. They put you on a machine to analize your 'gait' & then recommend the right type of footwear for you & your needs. Their staff, at Catterick anyway are very laid back AND you get your test fee refunded if you buy shoes.

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Over the past in 'SCREWS' we've brought you fly on the wall accounts mostly of 'threesomes', and MMF's continue to make up around 50% of our monthly business. But times have changed. We've changed, people have too. The pursuit of #StayingSafe has become the mantra of health care agencies & BigPharma; this comes on top of twenty five years Health & Safety messaging, much of it over zealous. Throw enough shit around and some of it sticks. Consequently former 'red blooded man' inclined to 'live dangerously' finds himself in a minority, verging on extinction.
Then there's the problem with Millennials who steadfastly refuse to engage in communication by any other means than text. That's why so many of  'em aren't in proper relationships. We witness that first hand with our own offspring. What this means, is our niche clientele IE the GenX & Boomer group, shrinking due to advancement in age. Offsetting that though, is a growing acceptance of bisexuality in men. I hesitate to say 'sex positivity'. That's an expression we identify with & believe in, however, it's a term increasingly under attack from 'activists' UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (But is all this freedom really as liberating as it sounds? That’s the provocative question posed by Louise Perry’s 'The Case Against the Sexual Revolution', which tips a brisk bucket of cold water over what’s sometimes called “sex-positive” feminism, or the idea that anything goes between two consenting adults and that desire should not be policed. Give. Me. Strength.

My point is, as sex workers, we're focusing more on extended meetings with serious kinksters in preference to threesomes, which more times than not are just 'one offs'..... moments of madness and a tick on a bucket list. That's not to say we don't still LOVE threeways. We do! Especially the hot sexy ones. But we're equally enthralled by 'things more kinky' and players with a 'habit', an obsession even, meaning there's every chance they'll return. So in future, I'll be sharing with you some of the heavier sessions which take place BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

For Autumn 'SCREWS' though, let's meet Bryan.

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Bryan's 55, ex Forces and very local, earning his crust doing 'this and that' IE multiple income streams supplementing an Army pension. We meet a lot of ex servicemen. I alluded to him earlier, when I was talking about running.

'How far do you go?' I asked him.

'I keep going until I've banished the demons' he told me.

'Five miles, ten miles, what sorta distance?'

'Until' he repeated... 'sometimes I'm gone for best part of a day.... no set route, just UNTIL'

'Ah right'.

'Demon' is one of those words I'm not entirely sure about... but know it to have religious connotations, Bible and all that. Google it and it gets complicated. Suffice to say, they're a source or agent of evil, harm & distress, or ruin. Some say you should meditate 'to control your emotions and take away power from demons'; 'to keep them weak and drive them away, practice meditation and clear your mind of negative emotional responses like fear and anger'.

Running cleared Bryan's mind. A good many ex Forces have issues, not least anger & frustration. Anger about how they're treated back in civvy street, & frustration over what they see 'wasted effort' protecting a nation in serious decline, a nation directed by lightweight ideological fools, Useful Idiots beholden to unelected billionaires and globalists. Your average squaddie knows this. He knows too, that modern youth is hopelessly behind the curve when it comes to self reliance, common sense and fitness in body or mind. Quite a few personnel leave earlier than they'd intended, because they're sick of the decay....lost souls from a bygone era when Britain truly was 'Great'. In short, we kinda gel with these guys. I wonder if they can read 'between the lines' of our [extensive] profiles and websites, because nearly all of them tell us they've read every word, and read the pages many times over before plucking up courage to make contact. Funny that. Guys who've laid everything on the line in combat situations, worried over whether to pick up a phone for sex.

The first time Bryan booked an appointment he failed to show, texting us an excuse within a couple of hours of his slot, so we were wary. This time he'd paid a deposit so we were hopeful he'd make it. When we saw him in the flesh, hope turned to 'interest' & dare I say 'attraction', not least due to the obvious bulge in his pants, flattened to a degree by the heavy black twill of his work trousers...branded TuffStuff ha! Stockily built & tanned, he had a good head of hair & a trimmed 'three days growth look' to his face. Clearly, he looked after himself, though admitted to a few extra pounds since leaving the ranks.

His initial message read well and I quote [verbatim]

"I am looking for a session where all 3 of us play with all of us. Although, I don't fancy men, I enjoy playing with a guy as part of a 3sum. I am happy with oral both ways, and have given and taken in the past (some time ago), but found it painful, but more recently have had some strapon fun, and found that enjoyable so looking to try taking a guy again. I like the idea of being fucked whilst fucking a woman so maybe that is something we can try.

I'm not after anything being planned in detail, as I like to go with the flow and just enjoy the experience"

That exact email was sent via AdultWork & similar to scores of others we receive from guys with fantasies like him, so don't be backward in coming forward if 'it rings bells'.

As a married man on a fairly tight leash, he couldn't douche at home, so we told him he could do that at ours. You'd be surprised at how many men demand anal play 'in the heat of the moment' yet make NO EFFORT whatsoever beforehand to prepare. Their kind see us as paid service providers who'll do whatever they see fit...hmmmm. It doesn't work that way, not with us. Bryan had been upfront about it though. It was obvious he was eager for action once we'd broken the ice downstairs. So after ten minutes or so of banter, it was onward and upward to the bathroom where Geeze gave him basic instruction on 'what to do & how'.

We left him to it.  Minx used the time to touch up makeup and sort her hair, Geeze lay on the bondage bed.... waiting.

A while later, Bryan wandered through, grey bath sheet around his waist, a few drops of water from the shower clinging to his body hair. Minx followed. Now all three of us were in the playroom. Reaching forward, she spun the ex corporal around to face her. 'So Bryan, what have we here?' Her tone was sharp, interrogative almost, in contrast to her touch which was gentle. Lightly brushing against the Egyptian cotton towel struggling to contain his erection, she proceeded to disrobe him. An impressive cock stood to attention, the thickest we'd seen in many a month. Lengthwise it was around six inches, with a big ruby red bell end. It wasn't like a mushroom, it was just pumped to the max, shiny, and healthy looking. 'Oh WOW' exclaimed Geeze, beckoning the ex squaddie closer. 'I was wondering....how long have you been 'bi-inclined' Brian?'

'Ohhh, a long time' he replied. I wonder with men like him if their interest gets sparked in communal showers. These days, there's a more relaxed attitude to same sex desire in the military. Just recently I entertained (as Northern Master) an openly gay major, but for the most part men like Brian conceal their yearning for fear of reproach. Reaching down, Geeze took the throbbing penis in hand. At the same time, Bryan shuffled forward, keen to explore Minx's voluptuous curves. She was wearing the 'famed' green outfit, a stalwart dress bought years ago but still fashionable & pristine. Olive coloured cotton with a black floral pattern & wrapped over at the bust, she can choose to reveal either 'a little' or 'a lot' simply by loosening the straps depending on the 'situation' . Beneath that, she'd chosen a dark green satin basque trimmed with black lace.

Oft times, men reach out to us only after they've exhausted all options. Some will have discussed their sexual needs with spouses repeatedly, to no avail. Others 'suffer in silence' putting lack of interest down to age/menopause/growing apart/stress/illness. In each case, there's little to no sex other than masturbation, and even that, for some, needs to be 'furtive'. I wouldn't put up with it... easier said than done, & with the benefit of hindsight I have to say. It's life isn't it, aka 'Different Strokes for Different Folks'(ha!) When they get to us, they're nervous, they're excited, & in no time at all they're relieved of a burden; I'm not referring to cumming, rather the mental strain of forced abstinence & unhappiness. Kid in a sweetshop? You bet. Trembling hands quickly morph into 'wandering hands' keen to explore tits, pussy and cock. Yes. Cock🐓 . A good many guys who concede to being 'curious' have never had a same-sex experience. Others have had only fleeting liaisons, often when under the influence of alcohol or drugs, mutual wanking or watching. Some like Brian, are already on a journey, aching to travel further, new horizons pictured in their mind's eye.

Geeze was naked apart from a purple spandex thong with a zipper up the front. When you're a male escort for years on end, erotic 'thresholds' get raised; higher & higher...in short, it takes more to get turned on quickly. Ten years ago I'd have been instantly hard but not now; that's just the way it is. Like with Viagra... there's no effect unless you're sexually stimulated. Stimulus can be visual, through touch, or virtual. I've seen SO MANY cocks & so much sex, it has to be something pretty special or a combination of all three for an instant erection. Most meetings thankfully, I'm standing proud like a teenager again around five minutes in. The best part is it works in reverse... I'm still hard long after 'Mr Married Punter' has shot his load. It's amusing to watch them at the start... they look at my shriveled dick 'secure' in the knowledge they're hard & horny but say nothing, only to be upstaged moments later when I'm long & strong! Bryan had girth. I had length. How is it so very few of us are blessed with both? And which is best?

If I had to choose I'd say girth. Minx differs. She doesn't like pain, so 'fat cocks' are treated with caution. I'm the opposite, welcoming them with open...errr.......um..... mind/mouth/hand & more lol. Bryan got busy snogging Minx & fondling her breasts, and wasn't in the least bit fazed by me handling his dick. It felt hot, solid and veiny with a hint of pre-cum at the tip, enough for me to use as lube. Wriggling underneath them both, I took it in my mouth. Over the years I've trained myself to deep throat; I can go way past Minx, often down to the balls without gagging by reflex. I don't do it with everyone of course, more often with those where there's chemistry. Some escorts will fake it thinking 'they have to' but that's not our style. We've got plenty of other tools in the box to get the response we're looking for from clients, in other words their total satisfaction'. So fellating a guy like Brian turns me on. In terms of my erection, it was a case of good, better and best once I'd been down on him for a few minutes. He smelt good too. Furthermore, I knew he was squeaky clean from the time spent douching.

Bryan began to moan, and squeal. I heard him whisper to Minx....'he's good at that isn't he...' referring to my oral skills. Breaking free from his embrace, he bent down to take my own cock in hand. I knew what was coming... 'Let me see you suck it' commanded Minx. Squatting on the soft velvet throw of the bondage bed, the good corporal stooped low. He needed little encouragement. Bryan wasn't in the 'forced-bi' category, nor was he merely *curious*. 'Great to see a decent cock' he told us. All three of us were now 'in the zone', a potent combination of feel-good-factor, mutual admiration and lust. Fireworks would follow, surely.

Minx became a spectator, albeit briefly. Bryan now lay next to Geeze in a 69 position; both men were 'enjoying' one another. It got hot. In the room. In the moment. The sixty nine moved from side by side to straddling, him on top, Geeze underneath. 'Suck it with me' he begged Minx while Geeze took his shaft deep down his throat, again. Minx granted him his wish. I could feel them both mouthing my penis... he repeatedly flicking his tongue around and against my frenulum, while she licked and sucked on my balls... Minx loves balls. As you can imagine, I was getting more and more aroused by the minute, not just by their joint attention on my dick, but from what I could see at my end also. Bryan's ass was pert & lily white, in stark contrast to the deep tan everywhere else on his body. He'd a hint of hair partially visible in his crack, while the area around his genitals had been shaven. Both Minx & I have what you could call a 'bottom fetish'... not top/bottom, I mean bottom as in ass. We both like to see decent ass. She likes pert and shapely on a man, as do I. Women she makes no comment on... I tend to favour ladies with big booty, nothing worse than skin and bone imao, but we're all different aren't we? #choices

Bryan had been forcing his cock down my throat. I'd let him, willingly, but I needed some respite. Ejecting him, I moved on to his balls for a couple of minutes, then his taint. I shifted my arms too. Instead of being beneath and beside him, I moved them out and around the back of his thighs, so I could reach up and part his butt. All the time he sucked me. Search for 'Word Hippo' on Google and enter the term lustful and you'll find synonyms like indecent, sexy, hot, dirty, hypersexual, naughty, carnal, horny, erotic, passionate, wanton & lewd, the last term I particularly like. I felt ALL those things and more as my tongue reached for his hole, then focused on it. It started with gentle rimming, progressed to more forceful licking, and finally... full tongue fucking. If you're reading this & it's too much, stay with it.... I'm sure you'll find/or have found similar sexual joy in different circumstances; suffice to say it was INTENSE. I'm just here telling you how it really was, how it felt to me. And to Bryan too... evidenced by him grasping both my legs tightly with his arms while doubling down on my cock in synchrony with the anilingus. The deeper I probed, the tighter he clasped me. People escort for a variety of reasons. Naysayers will have you believe people are 'driven' to it and 'need to be saved' from themselves, as if as a collective we're incapable of rational thought. I've yet to meet an escort in that situation. True, I haven't had much to do with street hookers, but online escorts in my experience, are reasonably happy (or better) working within their chosen vocation.  Some do it for the money. Others for the love of sex. I'm primarily in the latter category. All the while I'm under Bryan or some-one like him, I'm counting my lucky stars, consciously thinking...'this is wild, enjoy enjoy enjoy...' That truly is what runs through my mind at the time. All good things come to an end though.... something else I'm aware of but probably not in the way you think. Because conversely if you've life experience and find yourself in a rough patch, you know to just ride it through. Good times will return, as sure as night follows day.

A break was needed. The three of us knelt, facing one another. Three-way kissing ensued. Then it was 'My turn now!' as Minx appealed to the two kinky men. Time to reach for a towel. Sex was in the air. She felt raunchy. 'Remember: LIGHTLY!!' Referring to touch, she took command of the scene, dictating terms in a playful way, mindful of the girthy cock and Geeze's habit of 'getting his wicked way'. That would come later! Reclining on the throw, her thighs, midriff and big breasts caught the light from the pink & blue LED's set in the floor, reflected too by the wall mirrors. Blue & Pink? #attentiontodetail Yup. They're the internationally recognised colours for BISEXUALITY in case you didn't know.  Bryan lay flat out, legs rigid, as he kissed the lips of her cunt & sucked on her clitty, before pushing his tongue into her. He knew his way around a woman for sure.  Skilfully, he brought her to orgasm causing her to gush profusely. 'Drink it don't spill it' she ordered him. And drink he did. I could hear him guzzling on her juices, her nectar; she was on fire. Ablaze. I'd not seen her like this in a while.

'I'm cumming, awwwwwwwwwwwwe I'm cumming again, I want more I want MO-O-O-O-O-O-O-RE'....

Time after time she squirted, shook, and squirted again, her body visibly heaving with the effort. 'I WANT COCK!'

That was a cue for Geeze. He didn't have to waste time rubbering up, it was a case of going straight in. She was wet, she was sloppy, she was hot, that said, there was still enough friction to maintain Geeze's impressive hard on. He'd been solid for 45 minutes now.  Encouraging Bryan to come closer, Geeze took his hand and placed it on Minx's mound; now Bryan could feel Geeze thrusting....moving his fingers down he felt Geeze's cock going in and out.... 'Taste!'  he shouted.... Geeze withdrew, offering his slimy knob to the dirty corporal. Licking it clean, Geeze got back fucking... reaming her for all he was worth, before rinse & repeat. Glorious! But Geeze held back. He'd remembered the substance of Bryan's original email. The bit where Bryan was to be jam in the sandwich.

I'm quite athletic, so while fucking Minx I'd reached around for a 'MAGNUM'.... condoms for the well endowed. Struggling to tear the wrapper with lubed fingers, I at last got it open, enough for Bryan to see what was in store. Taking the hint, he took the condom and rolled it down the length of his girth, until it was sitting just above his balls...'Go on, you fuck now... and remember, go gentle' The last thing Geeze wanted was his partner hurt, physically or emotionally. Going steady meant he could fiddle with Bryans hole too, intending to open him up further ready for the three-way. Already relaxed from the tonguing earlier, Geeze had no problem inserting a RocksOff Quest... It's a prostate massager for beginners, short, shiny and kinked at one end, about 4 inches long. Bryan moaned, just as he had before when I was licking him. I knew straightaway he could take bigger. Next up was a glass phallus with a flat handle. The handle's really useful, in that it helps to keep the piece lined up when inserted... then, by tilting it you can hit the P-spot bang on. You'll guess, it wasn't long before the groans turned to squeals like before... 'Go on Fuck me' he barked, not knowing what it was inside him just that whatever it was, felt good. Still working the dildo, Geeze rubbered up for the grand finale. Well not quite. Removing the phallus, he first teased the squaddie's bum-hole with the tip of his Skyn, knowing full well there are as many if not more nerve endings in the anus as there are in the average clitoris. Dribbling his spit into the crack of Bryan's ass, it ran down towards the lubed hole. I'm not meaning to be crude, but holes come in all shapes and sizes. I could fairly describe Bryan's as inviting. Going in gently at first, I tested his limits.

'Is that your cock?' he asked, while still gently fucking the Minx, 'What do YOU think? I replied, and then in case he was in any doubt, pushed in further. 'OOOOOOHH!' there was a sharp intake of breath...'AH, awe FAN-TAST-IC that feels SOOOO.....good'. Emboldened, Geeze upped the tempo. Minx calls me a monkey. Why? Because I get into all kindsa positions on the bondage bed, it's like a climbing frame. Remember them? Probably not if you're a young'un; #Health&Safety 🫤 Anyway, grasping the frame around the top of the bed let's me get horizontal with my cock; It feels SO GOOD for both men; he gets it deep, I get the visual turn on AND the feeling. Some men have the presence of mind to turn around and get a look in the mirror. But it didn't end there. Geeze wanted Bryan to get the very best experience possible, not to mention value for money. Withdrawing his cock he motioned the corporal towards the side of the bed. Minx helped too...she knew the score.

'Go on, FUCK, but hang on a second....'

Geeze re-entered Bryan, while cupping his own balls to keep him tight inside the hot horny hole. Then the squaddie picked up where he'd left off, fucking Minx with great enthusiasm. Now all three of us were in unison, yes, just like on the porn clips you probably watch while masturbating & 'wishing'. The header on our online escorting profiles, or 'masthead' if you will, reads...

'Turn wishful thinking' into 'wish I'd done this years ago'.....

It urges you as a potential punter to take action and to stop dreaming. #LifesShort. Scenes like I've just described are but a phone call away.

'AWE WOW!' screamed Bryan. 'I've cum, I knew it wouldn't be long, I've cum!!!' He pulled out. I could see the MAGNUM full of his thick creamy seed. I'd been so turned on, for an hour now. 'Chuck it on the floor' I hollered.  Once he'd rolled it off, I grasped his dick. It was still hard but beginning to wane. It felt good, not least because I was kissing Minx passionately at the same time. Discarding my own Skyn, I wanked hard, my whole hand working the shaft.  Fondling & kissing while masturbating is a tried and tested formula; invariably it takes me over the edge. A vicious orgasm was on the cards & this time was no exception. Aiming the thick shards of sperm at Minx's tits, I saved the last blast for Bryan's glistening bellend. Still feeling wanton & horny, he scooped some of it up and put it in his mouth, then put his arm around the pair of us. Whispering 'Thank you SO MUCH!'  the hot tryst ended there. It was another #JobDone and a meeting to die for. NEXT!

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