SUMMER 2025
'NEWS VIEWS & SCREWS' ESCORT LIFESTYLE MAGAZINE

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Hello sexy friends & followers! It's Summer, and what a summer it's been so far (apart from the last few days); clear blue skies and hot sun the likes of which we've not seen since 2020 (now why might that be? #baffled). Needless to say we've been taking full advantage of it & I'm tanned all over. And I mean ALL over. We've a steep hill which rises for about a mile and a half behind the house with footpaths, rough pasture & patches of gorse, so there's ample cover for nude sunbathing with occasional 'extra curricular' activity. There's little chance of anyone stumbling upon us simply because most folk DON'T DO MUCH in the way of strenuous activity these days post convid [apart from the gym-Insta brigade]. Most of the gates and styles giving access to public rights of way in our county are falling into disrepair since Durham County Council don't see them as a priority. Instead, they've been spaffing money (in the high six figure range) on gentrifying paths which follow the original Stockton to Darlington* railway in readiness for the 200th anniversary of the line. All in the name of Health & Safety apparently... so a few dozen railway anoraks can roam, or shunt wheelchairs even, along the remains of the old 'permanent way' as they used to call it. So much for permanent eh? Most of the lines were scrapped under Beeching some even before that. Each to their own of course & there's nothing wrong with being a railway enthusiast! What I have issue with is a council prioritizing clearance of these routes; paths I've managed to navigate perfectly well for years, notwithstanding mud, undergrowth, low branches, wildlife etc, a council up to its eyes in debt to the tune of FOUR HUNDRED & TWENTY FIVE MILLION POUNDS 🙁 🙁 But hey ho, it's kept several dozen men, heavy plant, welfare units, traffic management people, countless other 'consultants' & jobsworth's busy for around eighteen months.

*Even though the line started here close to Bishop Auckland it was called 'Stockton to Darlington' because Stockton was where the majority of the funding came from.

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Talking of debt, the situation in the US continues to worsen, as does household borrowing with record numbers (higher than the lead up to the 2008 GFC) defaulting on credit card and car payments. The UK's in the same boat with both countries bucking a trend, reluctant to cut interest rates for fear of inflation which ISN'T THERE, consequently interest payments paid on the debt by the  government spiral. I still keep hearing 'Trump's an idiot', likewise for Musk. Both men, and Fed Chair Powell for that matter agree the debt situation is unsustainable; It looks as if we're going to see a constitutional crisis over there in the next couple of months as things come to a head, stalled by judges/legal people blocking necessary change. Similarly here, as people get squeezed more and more with rising payments they can't avoid, council tax, income & inheritance taxes, & utilities for example. Already there are single person households (our daughter's one of them) reaching the stage where they're unable to afford to live on their own due to rising prices. The higher minimum wage has ACTUALLY exacerbated the situation, in part by reducing the gap between median and minimum, thus removing incentives to work harder for a better life... wild times to be alive. Interesting to note too that thanks to Rachel From Accounts the economy's now on the wrong side of the Laffer Curve; 10,800 millionaires emigrating from the UK in the last 12 months hasn't helped! #CapitalFlight. There's much talk about REFORM and how they're going to 'save us'... which I doubt. I see Starmer or at least UK Labour in for two terms, could be wrong, but regular readers know I'm usually pretty much on the money.

And talking of money, it looks like it's going to see radical change quicker than even I expected, IE CBDC's. I'm not going into them here, suffice to say I'm glad I saw the light several years ago and started to get myself outside 'the system'. Back in February a client asked for my advice on Bitcoin. I gave him many hours of my time. He noticed over a three or four week period that my price predictions were quite accurate. If you study the subject and learn TA (Technical Analysis) its not rocket science; it has more to do with anticipating people's behaviour & emotions than anything else.  Same with the stock market. I shared with him information on how to start, what to get in the way of accounts and hardware and he told me he'd think about it, and talk to his son. I warned him that unless his son was a believer he'd be wasting his time. I've not heard from him since. At the time Bitcoin was $78000. Today it's holding steady at $105,000. 'But bitcoin's just created out of thin air' I hear you say. What then is FIAT currency???

That brings me nicely onto HOW WILL YOU in the not too distant future PAY FOR ESCORT SERVICE or even book an escort at all? The answer is you probably won't. Why? Because all of your transactions will be visible to the Central Bank or it's proxies. There's worse. Social credit scoring will mean if you 'go against the government narrative' your options will be limited, with some transactions likely blocked. You're probably shaking your head, saying I'm a fool. That's your prerogative. But bear in mind I'm the same 'fool' who's studied economics for six years, sold property, put a portion of it into bitcoin at sub $20k and was able to pay for our house, in full, twenty four months later after the investment had increased five fold.

To be fair, some guys struggle to pay for escort service or even book a personal services provider NOW let alone when we go fully digital.
Men tell us 'they're wives check their phone records' or, 'they've joint bank accounts'. Over 80% of our bookings are secured by deposit. Payments have gained acceptance in the last few years in no small part due to Client Eye who shone a light on serial timewasters. These days anyone can open an online bank account with somebody like Revolut in minutes, complete with virtual debit card, and fund it in secret. There doesn't have to be anything in the mail. Phone calls and texts can be completely off the radar as well... did you know you can have a virtual phone number you use for a few hours or days after which it gets deleted? Its linked to your phone so you can make calls in secret, and texts, through an app, without having to buy a burner phone. A lot of punters especially 50+ age don't know about this stuff so find out more HERE.

A couple of other items of NEWS:
There's a new online directory for Mistresses and dominatrices, its https://mistresses.uk/ You'll see it's a nice clean site although a little bit too London-centric, hopefully they'll change that.

NEW IN: Public Enemy electro chastity device, not for the faint of heart, also Twisted Beast Super Sniffer (for fans of ahem 'room odorisers')

Finally we're heading south very soon, visiting our American friends at RAF Mildenhall. We'll be two days there plus a one night stopover in Coventry West Midlands, so if you're anywhere close and you wanna meet get in touch SOON AS.

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Time to meet Joanne. We call him that when we talk via phone chat, or on the odd occasion when we're blessed with *his* company.  Joanne isn't a full blown sissy, more a serious sub with fem tendencies. We've 'known' Joanne for years. He keeps his cards close to his chest, though once let slip that he'd been married before & it was a FLR (female lead relationship, for more information CLICK THIS LINK.

He's a local chap working in admin, in his mid fifties, 'keen lean and mean', a commonly used description referring mainly to men perceived to have got their act together, in all departments. I say perceived because Jo's a bit different. 'Keen' is right on the money because when he's got the itch he's irrepressible. 'Lean' is accurate too since he's got a body to die for, worthy of men twenty years younger; Jo works out regularly and it shows. 'Mean' is where it gets a tad complicated though. Scroll through the 'contexts' of the word, subdivided into adjectives on 'Word Hippo' and it gets interesting. We find 'having an unkind or spiteful character or nature', or 'showing a high level of expertise' and 'determined or passionate in one's beliefs, interests or endeavours'. Some would place me in that latter category of 'mean' and they'd be right imao. Alternative definitions might be more relevant to Joanne, such as 'inferior in standard or capacity' inclined to 'make decisions based solely on self interest or personal profit' and 'unwilling to give or share, especially with money' indicating 'a reluctance to dip his hand into his pocket kind of MEAN'. I'm not being unkind... those 3 attributes could speak to any number of submissives & cross dressers, its the way they're wired. As with excessive masturbation. When Jo's itch craves to be scratched it causes him to be permanently hard and dripping, with an urge to jerk off time and time over. Googling 'compulsive masturbation' throws up all kinds of reasons, questions and solutions & I figure Joanne is touched by some of them for sure, but we're not here to judge; I DO believe he can still control it, and I also 'feel for him' (no pun intended). Thoughts impulses & desire can all build over varying lengths of time, often correlated with, & proportionate to, levels of stress, loneliness and depression. Unless there's an outlet it becomes a heavy load, almost physical in its weight, a drag on everyday life, affecting all manner of things ranging from relationships, work and/or ability even to make rational decisions. It becomes an overriding burden, UNTIL. Sometimes the habit's rooted in childhood; the same's true for submissive tendencies.

When Jo's in the zone he'll message incessantly, drawing attention to himself, seeking approval, and permission. For what? To send photographs, to text either one of us or both, to cum or not to cum. It's not uncommon for him to sext for the better part of a whole day, even when he's at the office. He'll masturbate at work, sometimes with extra stimulus by way of phone sex with him silent while we do the talking. He's fascinated by our kinky life & been a loyal subscriber to NEWS VIEWS & SCREWS since Day 1. Thanks Jo. It's appreciated 🙂 It's one reason we're so soft on him I suppose. TBF he does pay for chat, but it never stops there. Dialogue continues, sometimes for several hours, messaging, for which we make no charge; our fault entirely, but, well, you know.... sex work's tricky sometimes. We're drawn to some guys but have to remember it's our living, so ideally we should remain 'professional' or it gets too mixed up. There are others we've played with for years and seen scores of times, (the record is 85 meetings with one guy), thought we 'had something' only to discover they'd cynically used us, dropping us like a stone when they've retired/changed jobs/moved/burned out, whatever. Call us naive, but I'd rather you just saw us as human.

The reality is we're prostitutes pure and simple, playthings for men with all manner of problems from all walks of life; the #oldestprofession but hey, it's still fun and fairly lucrative, most of the time!

When Jo's had his fix, he drops off the radar for weeks, months sometimes, in other words typical subby behaviour. The period February to Christmas 2024 we never heard from him. Mind, he'd pushed Mistress too far in the Spring by sexting her repeatedly without contributing much by way of tribute. One time he offered just FIVE POUNDS. Imagine that! A sub having the AUDACITY to offer a pittance to a pro dominatrix for the best part of a day's work messaging! And before you scoff let me tell you it IS WORK; you have to concentrate the mind to the exclusion of everything else if you're going to do it right. It's definitely NOT casual banter.

Sunday 28th December he broke his silence 'Hope you and mistress had a good Christmas master? Maybe in the new year I could be in chastity for you? Could I have your permission to cum before then? Your filthy sub x'
We chose to IGNORE. Harsh? In hindsight yes, perhaps, but subbies need to know their place. Mistress, still piqued by his behaviour in the Spring had no interest in responding. As far as she was concerned she WAS DONE with him. For good.
I say 'never say never'.

Saturday 17th May 2025 and out of the blue he texts 'Could I have a fantasy call now master?'

I turned to Minx...
'You'll never guess who's just messaged'

As far as she was concerned he was still an object of scorn, a mean pathetic individual, unworthy of her time and attention.
He knew he'd overstepped the mark though, that much was evident in his reply.
The following day we got a picture of his semi hard dick, captioned 'Do I please master and mistress? x'
I answered with a picture of me teasing a bisexual sub with a ten inch strapon subtitled 'Depends'
'I'd take that for Mistress x'
'Ten inches'
'Well maybe not all of it x'
I sent him another image, a black and white one of the Minx adjusting her stocking labelled 'You will obey'
He acknowledged the command, sharing yet ANOTHER pic of his cock, this time veiny & fully erect as was his right nipple, visible in the top corner of the photo. 'I'll kiss mistress feet x'

As is the case with many of our followers, EVERY snippet of content we post online he devours. One thread in particular must have triggered him; it featured a sissy slut being led for a walk down a country lane. He wanted to know where it was, and if we'd be willing to meet him outdoors too, & play out one of his fantasies.

Some say fantasies should remain fantasy, weak people mainly, the coulda-woulda-shoulda's of this world. If that's you and you're truly happy, then fine. Everyone's different. I'd hazard a bet many of the defeatists will harbour regrets later in life, time will tell! Fantasies can feel comforting, but when you're forever turning to elaborate illusions as an escape, reality can begin to look frightening.

Would Joanne ACTUALLY go through with it? OR would he use 'lack of cash' as an excuse for not booking the time, and in doing so perpetuate his mental torture. Psychologists will tell you that persistent thoughts become 'mental anchors' and there's a high risk disappointment if real life experiences don't match up PRECISELY with what's in the mind. Hence the saying 'if in doubt do naught'. On the PLUS side, if, and it's a BIG if, you can consciously ground fantasy in tangible reality, then you boost self efficacy, which is a belief that you're up to handling challenges and obstacles between where you are now, and where you want to be. Anytime you can close the gap between fantasy and reality, you increase in confidence & that's a big step towards emotional fortitude. And what is that exactly? It's strength of character that helps individuals withstand emotional pressure and adversity, allowing them to maintain good mental health and stability. In summary, people with emotional fortitude are better equipped to cope with life's ups and downs, exhibiting resilience in times of crisis.

Are you beginning to see what makes life tick for people like Joanne? Or perhaps, dare I suggest, you see shortcomings in YOURSELF contributing to areas of dissatisfaction?

Joanne, through following us over a long period of time, knew he could trust us to deliver ONE HUNDRED PER CENT upon his expectations.

He told us he'd like to be naked apart from a pair of lace knickers, in chastity, under Mistress & Master's command out in the country at some quiet spot. He wanted to be collared & to worship Mistress's tits while edging.

I sent him a 'dropped pin' showing on Google Maps where we'd meet him the following day, a Saturday.
'Got it master x'
Then: 'Have you got any condoms master so mistress can feed me my cum?' quickly followed by 'Do you want a picture master?'
I didn't but it came anyway... a wannabe exhibitionist and easy online, but how would he fare out in the open, in public?

TBF we'd heard all this kinda stuff before from him, and countless others. Every week we get two or three similar requests, pages and pages of screed some of them. Few ever materialise into anything at all.

I'd told him a rate the day before. It was now time for him to put up or shut up.
'We need a £40 deposit and we'll drop the rate to £***. No deposit no meet. £*** total.'

While typing I could see him busy 'sending' too... a deluge. First thing to come was a caption to the pic 'Red raw for mistress x'
then umpteen queries as to what was included in the deal, then 'Yes master is that including mistress making me cum? x' and finally 'I'll lick it all up x'

Clearly he was excited. Moments later the phone pinged, notifying payment of the deposit.
'Is it okay with mistress? x'
'Sent master'
'Does that please mistress? x'

'It is now subby'
'She refused to have anything more to do with you or even talking about you [at home] bc of your recent track record. £40 deposit has gone SOME way towards redemption'
'Yes we'll bring condom, park at spot and we'll pick you up'

'I will kiss mistress feet today x'

'Do you want us to fit chastity'
'Just for the meet?'
'It's a bit of a faff if you're hard'
'I will be rock hard master x'
'Well forget the cage then unless you've got one you wanna fit before'

'No master I haven't got one now'
'I will just put mistress panties on if that's okay with mistress x'

'They won't be Mistress's panties they'll be sissy knickers

'Do you and Mistress want to see how hard I am?'
'Yeah'
'Where are we going in the car?
'You ask too many questions subby, Over and Out. Until 11'

'Apologies x'

We did think he would turn up. He'd proved his reliability in the past, even coming over once to help fit heavy mirrors in the dungeon. Two minutes past 11 he appeared, looking nervous as he secured his car, and a little sheepish as he made his way towards the rear passenger door of ours. Minx had it slightly opened ready; the windows are deeply tinted so there's little chance of being seen. Its a pity you can't see how she looked... photos were forbidden but trust me, she was every inch the PRO DOMME. Sod's Law had kicked in as we left home because the exact same moment she walked out dressed in leather & heavy jewelry, the woman next door came out too... we thought WTF anyway... we know they have 'suspicions' but little in the way of hard evidence. [Years ago we had a visit from the police after a disgruntled spouse had posted torn copies of our AdultWork profile through neighbours' doors.  Plod conceded we were breaking no laws; they seemed more concerned with trafficking].  I was dressed too, in black Levis and heavy boots, a chain harness with a leather waistcoat over, concealed under a polo neck jumper I took off a little way up the road before meeting Joanne.

I'd loaded a briefcase and slung it in the back; in it was a chastity device, heels, knickers, condoms, small dildos, lube etc.

Once Jo was in the car we ordered him to strip. He was wearing shorts, sneakers and a polo shirt.
'Now? Here?' he whined
'Yes. NOW. Get on with it'

Revealing all, we could see he was true to his word, ROCK SOLID & a good eight inches, veiny and leaking. There wasn't a cat in hell's chance of fitting a chastity device even if we'd introduced ice, or a cane. He was UP for what was coming, in a big way. Once his shorts and shoes were off, Mistress showed him the pink knickers and a pair of holdups. 'Put 'em on like a good little subby'
'Yes Mistress'
Doing his utmost to avoid being 'seen' through the windscreen by others flying past at speed, he seemed to shrink, using the driver's seat and head rest for cover while deftly rolling on the hold ups, before struggling to fit the knickers around his raging hardon.
He'd never worn heels; didn't do them apparently. Until NOW. We'd brought a pair of Size 11 patent black shoes with 3 inch heels; they're quite sexy, and not too high for beginners. Where we were going had a loose stone parking area, adjacent to a lane surfaced with chippings, so he did need footwear of some kind. By now the car was moving. He had no clue where we were going. Once we were on location we continued past for a mile or so to make sure there were no walkers en-route, then backtracked to the quiet spot. All we had to fret about now was cyclists and their Go Pros UGGGGGGGGGGGH! One can worry about things for ever and a day... careful positioning of the car meant even if there were folk on two wheels, we'd have time to react.

Once parked up we wasted no time in leading subby out, to the great outdoors, country air, and a risk-on environment ha!
The collar we'd chosen was camouflaged military style, hooked to a high-end black leather leash. It was a cool cloudy day with sunny periods, around 14 degrees Celsius and dry. I took him for a short walk; he was on edge, but embraced the sex-perience all the same. I've been there myself.... naked & horny outdoors, its very empowering. Liberating too. On the odd occasion there have been voyeurs, which ups the ante still further, but today there was just the three of us. I'd brought something for subby to kneel on, and led him back to the car where Mistress lay sprawled across the back seat, her feet on the ground with legs apart. She'd got fishnets on under her leggings, and a satin basque concealed by the leather jacket, now unbuttoned. Subby stooped low, re-balancing to lick Minx's pussy through her briefs. Pulling the pink knickers down by an inch or two, I was able to reach sissy Jo's hole. With a gloved & lubed finger I rubbed it gently, while he attempted to pleasure Mistress.  As he loosened up, so did his cunt. Probing deeper I found his spot, gently pressing against it with the back of my finger angled down towards the front of his body and the back of his cock. I couldn't help feeling STOKED myself by the sheer eroticism of the scene, consciously thinking 'Savour this' and 'how can we do this kinda thing a whole lot more?'

Mindful that we shouldn't push our luck TOO much, we swapped places. He got in the back, Minx knelt by the passenger door while I looked on, teasing his heavily swollen glans repeatedly, for a few seconds at a time only since he was on the brink of orgasm.
'Can I cum Mistress?'
'Permission Mistress... to Cum?'

She gave her approval, instructing him NOT to come over her tits or clothes, directing him towards her boot. He let go. Heavy shards of the white stuff splurged out in all directions, over & around the boot. At the last minute I'd remembered the condom and had in my hand, 'the condom the condom' I squealed but it was too late.
'Just clean it off subby... Go on...ALL of it' ordered the Minx
And that's what subby did, lapping it up like a dog, restoring the boot & removing all traces of his seed #JobDone

'Oh WOW well done Joanne.....' He'd actually gone through with it.

'Catharsis' is a word few people really know the meaning of.
It originates from the ancient Greek word 'katharsis', meaning 'purification' or 'cleansing', commonly used to refer to the purification and purgation of thoughts and emotions by way of expressing them. The desired result is an emotional state of RENEWAL and RESTORATION, a reset if you will, of subby's soul. We've not heard a cheep from him since. #SubbyLife

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Do 'fly-on-the-wall' TRUE* accounts of hot sexy meets turn you on? We'd guess the answer's YES! And we know you likely want to experience something similar yourself but the reality is you struggle with thoughts & emotions.  Life's short, it really is.

Turn WISHFUL THINKING into 'wish I'd done this years ago....'

You, yes YOU, could be participating & enjoying scenarios like these a few short hours from now, anywhere in the UK. So, pick up the phone! 07981-726237 is the number you need. Don't be shy. Call Minx TODAY to inquire about incalls, outcalls or bespoke bookings nationwide. See you soon! 😈😈😈

PS: Anyone interested in duplicating the meeting we had with Joanne and filming it? Including drone footage to make it a really professional clip? If so, get in touch while its still summer. #contentshare

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