Update Autumn 2024: We've now got the SeriousKit milking machine, SeriousKit Drone Trode, StyleFetish facesitting chair, & NEW IN: Aroma Hose & Bulb fitted to our NATO gas mask, all up and running in the Bishop Auckland playroom.

What is it REALLY LIKE working as a professional M/F Escort Couple in the UK? Enter our world. NEWS VIEWS AND SCREWS is our regular blog/escort-lifestyle magazine where you can read about the ups 'n downs of life working in the 'oldest profession'. We had returned to publishing MONTHLY, however, turmoil surrounding moving & decisions outlined above, have meant less time available for NSFW content creation. For the foreseeable future, NVS will go back to being QUARTERLY, + the Christmas Special.

Wanna meet? Life's short. Escape the doom & gloom if only for an hour or three. Anywhere England & Scotland for incall/outcall/bespoke booking. Email: support@fun50couple.com or call Minx on +44 (0)7981-726237, phone's on from 7AM daily, don't be shy #JustDoIt