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Meet Finley, a 60 year old Scot & a recent visitor from the Western Isles. Apparently the name means "fair, white warrior" (Scottish, Gaelic) and it describes our man to a tee. Younger readers may wonder at men Finley's age and write them off as 'gammon' but as the saying goes 'there's many a good tune played on an old fiddle'. Old? Depends on your POV I suppose. In truth, a high proportion of our sexier clients are early 60's. A 60 year old would have been born 1961, into what became known as the Permissive Society. Five key laws passed in the Swinging Sixties' changed the way Britain looked at 'sex' and relationships for ever, Read more here; you might be surprised at some of the people behind those laws! The Seventies followed, with a further ratcheting up of 'permissiveness'. Regular NVS subscribers will know that one of the attractions of blogging for me is that it adds to my knowledge. Researching what I write about means drilling down through links, deeper & deeper into the chosen subject, and in doing so I came across (not literally you understand) this gem from Clay Reynolds. I love his introduction: 'cultural history moves like tides, ebbs and flows, advancing and retreating' followed by detailed observations of subjects all close to my heart: Time & Tide, Sexuality, Sex & Politics. The missive's concluding paragraph meshes neatly with what we've found dealing with Millenials & our thoughts about where the escort industry might be heading as discussed in 'VIEWS'. Anyway, back to Finley....

Standing 5 feet eight tall, with a trim figure which could almost be described as 'wiry', white hair & goatee beard, he emerged from our rain shower wrapped in a towel to be lead astray initially by Minx solo. We'd crossed paths a couple of years ago, & like many guys Finley had been aching to return for more kinky play before lockdown put a brake on activities. So basically he was 'gagging for it', literally. In recent months with no end in sight to the Convid debacle he'd invested in an E-Stim systems ElectroPebble XPF, as he sought to scratch his 'itch'. I think we may have introduced him to E-stim in the first place, alas, our 'case notes' weren't as detailed then as they are today; suffice to say, he'd been playing with it for 3 months but hadn't yet found the 'sweet spot'. That's a common criticism of Electrosex. You have to stick with it, you have to be patient, and you have to get your head in the right space when you're using it. Remember guys, the BRAIN's the biggest sex organ, NOT your penis; E-stim isn't something you plug in to help satisfy that almost primeval urge that for some of us occurs on a daily basis. Quick hard animalistic relief is one thing, E-stim is something else entirely. Properly done, it's fine tuning, to induce that 'wave' of euphoria similar to what you experience in the final seconds before blowing your load, and holding it there. Patience is rewarded with a hands free ORGASM that will ROCK YOU. Literally. BUT, it does take time to learn it. Save it for when you're sexually frustrated, and you've got 90 minutes minimum of uninterrupted 'you time' with no-one around to distract you. Our playroom's purrfect for it. Situated next to a busy main road but professionally soundproofed, the space exudes luxury & a feeling of calm, with only a faint hum to remind you you're anywhere close to civilization. Hmmm, I'm really not sure we can call it that now, as we slip seemingly inexorably into totalitarianism. Dealing with people and their most private thoughts as we do, it seems almost surreal to us that so many continue to sleep; drawing their news from the main stream media, questioning little, and following the fold. History shows us that good usually prevails over evil & TRUTH wins. Time will tell.

As Minx led Finley away, Geeze was told to keep busy in the office until 'summoned'. This was one of those meets where Minx was 75% in Mistress mode, 25% escort. I question sometimes whether dommes who offer electrostim can ever truly empathize with a male client in the same way as another male user of the equipment can. I needn't have worried on this occasion as 45 minutes later, I was invited to join them. It appeared Minx had succeeded in bringing Finley to a heightened state of arousal, evidenced by his impressive looking cock pointing skyward, simultaneously twitching and dribbling a copious stream of precum. She'd got him relaxed in a sling suspended from the bondage bed frame with his feet in stirrups & ass positioned right on the very edge of the leather webbing, allowing full view (and access) to his hole. His nipples looked pretty ripe too; big, pumped up and obviously used to heavy stimulation. Geeze couldn't resist running a pinwheel over them. Blindfolded, Finley jumped & cried out, & again as an ElectroWhisker gave him pins & needles when Geeze brushed it against his shaven mound. Minx had warmed him up using nothing more than a couple of pads, one on the perineum the other on his shaft, amplified by light massage of his anus with her index finger. She'd gently inserted Quest too, which is a small vibrating P-massager. Finley's quite hairy, nevertheless, Geeze softened up the areolae surrounding those pert nipples & managed to get a pair of suckers to take hold. Slowly turning the adjustable knobs in a clockwise direction, the suckers drew the flesh up and into the tube like two miniature breasts blossoming as they became more & more aroused. Now some men feel a similar sensation to women at this stage; their orifices' craving penetration; they start salivating and/or 'self lubricating' defying what some 'experts' say is impossible for men. As we've learnt recently, it's never the best idea to rely solely on the views of 'the intelligencia' is it? Experience COUNTS! Finley was getting his money's worth for sure. Just what we like, because it usually means a client will be back for more.

Geeze was called upon to step up the E-stim. Probing Finley gently to find his prostate he located it straightaway. Gently rocking his gloved fingertip against the hard knobby gland elicited further groans of appreciation accompanied by a brief spurt of milky fluid from his pee hole. We were definitely on the right track. Inserting a satin finished metal flange linked to a heavy conductive loop around his bellend Geeze started gently, steadily ramping up the power until Finley raised his hand, signaling he was close to his limit. The trick is to reach that point and drop it down a notch almost instantaneously, to restore a level of comfort. Then, its time to adjust the speed of the actual mode selected. Behind that sensation there's a pulse which if you don't relax or pay attention, isn't immediately noticed. The wave's crucial, because it's what you concentrate on and fine tune, which in turn builds the intensity. Once the optimum level is reached we stick with it for a few minutes, before the subject feels ready to go up another notch. Geeze has got to the stage in private, where Pebble isn't powerful enough and a 2B is on the wish list. Pebble's power scale starts around the 7'o'clock position, goes thru 12 and around as far as 5. Finley's max on this occasion was 2; plenty of scope for more in the future. Pretty soon he was howling; you know when then they're stoked because they start babbling...intimate words interlaced with profanities and gratitude. Had we continued he'd quite probably have climaxed, violently so; he'd told us he could cum twice, but we agreed with him to STOP. He wanted now to be probed more deeply. And he wanted his face sat upon. He'd reached the stage where he craved to be violated and pleasured and loved and abused and FUCKED all at the same time. If that's too extreme for you then turn the page. But if you're one of those people whos forever pushing boundaries and seeking new horizons, you may recognize that state of mind & body. Its what brings people back to us time and time again. I suppose it's the very definition of a sexual 'itch'. For submissives at least.

The suspension sling is sturdy, hanging by industrial grade carabiner clips & chain, well able to handle the combined weight of 2-3 people. Straddling his chest, Minx moved closer, positioning her big silky smooth booty over his face. Meanwhile Geeze turned to, withdrawing the electrode from Finley's ass & loosening the grip of the loop around his cock. Finlay's tongue flicked back and forth, outstretched to the max yet failing to reach anything of substance. Desperately willing Minx to drop down further, she granted him his wish, grinding her sex onto his nose then full face, relishing the sensation as his tongue probed her wet sloppy cunt. Wriggling further forward while holding on to the supports for balance she offered him her asshole and soon she too was in ecstasy as he probed her orally, front and rear. Tasting her. His mind (& face) drenched with the eroticism of the experience, the lust and a longing for more more more. A yearning that was about to be satisfied as Geeze rubbered up, and maneuvered into a kneeling position between his spread legs. Swinging the sling fore and aft brought Finlay's anus intermittently into contact with Geeze's bell end. Teasing him for a few minutes more then holding things steady, Geeze pressed his cock against the Scot's hole, gently pleasuring the surrounds of his anus and perineum, restarting the stimulation of the P-spot in the process. Yes, guys, for those who don't fancy the prospect of penetration (yet), P-spot massage is possible by applying firm pressure to the area between balls and ass. Firm it needs to be though, and tbh, it can get very intense so long as you're prepared to be patient and let it build. Geeze was pretty horned up too by this stage; entering Finlay he was surprised to feel he was not too tight. Finlay had admitted to being an anal virgin, however, the previous electro insertion must have relaxed him quite a bit, prompting Geeze to go deeper. Pretty soon he was in about 4 inches, around about the place where it's prudent to pause before going ALL THE WAY. Checking Finlay was comfortable, Geeze gently fucked him while also rubbing him with his finger, all around his hole. Minx moved off his face and went to sit on her throne. Men tend to get get turned on watching her watching them. She also likes to see Geeze's ass. We BOTH have bottom fetishes; its something we discuss when we're out in public even, between ourselves, comparing notes regarding passers by. Not all the time of course, but often enough; we're highly sexualised granted, by the nature of our work, but we're not complaining much. We've always been very SEXUAL people.

After about 10 minutes of gentle bumsex, both men felt the need for more. Finlay gave the green light to go further, and relaxed his muscles allowing Geeze to penetrate him nearly 7 inches, balls deep, then a pause, then short sharp strokes. Between deep breaths, then gasps, Finlay kept repeating himself over & over, saying how wonderful it was. Those lucky enough to have experienced it know that all too well. Short sharp fucking had got Geeze rampant; almost frenzied in fact. Closing his eyes he concentrated on the job in hand. He could feel the sap rising, slowly but surely until it got to the point when even if he stopped shafting, he knew he'd still cum big. Pulling out of Finlay he tore off his Skin and masturbated to completion. First it was a million drops of watery fluid raining down over Finlay's chest, then powerful spurts of heavy semen hitting the mesh frame &  the wooden balustrade, with some even shot on to the wall beyond the stairs. It's why we decorated the place in satin paint; it's easily washed. Wonderful.

As a point of interest, did you know though that not all bi or gay men like anal sex? Some don't want to go there, or are repulsed by it, in the same way as some straight people are. So why do some men screw other men? Or want to be fucked by a mistress, girlfriend or hot-wife with a strapon? It's because it feels so good, that's why. Men who have experienced it, when its done right, all say the same. (And women) Sadly a good many men too, after trying it for a first time, never want to repeat it because they've been hurt, usually at the hands of an inexperienced amateur. It should never 'hurt'. Right? Even when its performed sensitively it isn't pain that brings matters to a close it's exhaustion; not just from the physical effort, but the mental stuff too. It's a BIG DEAL for a lot of guys and can be very INTENSE.

Catching sight of Minx watching while sitting cross legged on her throne during intercourse had turned Finlay on even more. Now he wanted to fuck. Geeze helped him out the sling and folded away the chains while Minx & Finley sipped drinks, then they started to kiss. Soon they were shuffling their way back to the bed while still kissing and fondling one another. Finlay was the hardest now he'd been all day. His cock stood to attention, solid and veiny and slightly curved. His muscular legs (from cycling apparently) and fit body were now taut, primed and ready to fuck for Scotland. Geeze did the honours in the condom department, rolling a 'magnum' on before stepping back to watch the pair at it. Minx rode him cowgirl style and there's nothing Geeze likes better than watching her getting fucked by a big cock at close quarters. Watching it going right in then out again, glistening with her juice, exposing between strokes her deep bumcrack & perfectly shaped 'starfish' like hole centred in an area of dark flesh & shadow. A voyeur's dream. Cuckold? Yes sometimes, I have to admit. Finlay was marginally bigger by millimeters, but significantly thicker. In & out he pounded away, a blur in motion, then came the inevitable. BOOM! Shouting out as he exploded inside her, a couple of sharp aftershocks, then withdrawal. Two minutes later it was all but over. All the planning, pent up energy & emotion that had lead to the climax withered away, replaced by gentle laughter and acknowledgment that a good time had been had by all. That in a nutshell, is how we make our crust. It's a tough job, but hey, somebody's gotta do it. It's all about Supply & Demand. So, who's next? Might it be YOU? Don't be shy, pick up the phone +44 (0)7981-726237 ~ You subscribe to NVS to learn out more about our life as an Escort Couple. YOUR PLEASURE is OUR BUSINESS as we turn fantasy into reality. We tell you the way it is….and we thank you for your continued support. Until next time, be good (I used to say Stay Safe but that phrase now means something else entirely) and realise that in all situations however dire there are Winners & Losers. Focus on the former, don't be unduly influenced by others, and strive to be your TRUE SELF. Chances are a decade from now, we're going to look back on this dark time and see it for what it is/was, GROSS OVERREACTION, CYNICAL MANIPULATION & an unjust & unwarranted ASSAULT ON OUR FREEDOMS by people we should kick out of our lives FOR GOOD,  Meanwhile take care, Luv, fun50couple xxx

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Electropebble XPFIf you'd like an ElectroPebble or any other electrostim power box or accessory for yourself, get in touch with Geeze. We have a trade account with E-Stim Systems and can offer you anything from their range at LOW prices. (lower than factory) Our sex toy store isn't currently working as we await new crypto gateways, however, if you get in touch with us directly then we can sort a deal out over the phone & ship goods to you quickly. 07756-209560 is the number to call, or Email Worried about divulging your email? There's no need, however if you wanna open a new one go to It's based in Switzerland, it's FREE and everything's encrypted. 

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