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She's a busty female escort & domme, He's a fully bisexual male escort, privately educated & great company. We are fun50couple, and one of a tiny handful of Elite London Escorts who work together professionally, offering kinky threeway fun to discerning mature gents across the Capital & beyond.
We currently split our time between London, North East England & bespoke escort service nationwide. We're fequently in the Capital, working incalls from North West London, or Escort Outcalls to Hotels in Central London, the West End, Greater London and the M25 corridor. Recently we've had the privilege of visiting upscale clients in some of London's most iconic hotels and apartments. You have nothing to fear when inviting us to outcall; We adopt the appearance of a smart middle aged business couple, She looks classy and in no way tarty, He's in semi-business attire with briefcase, so we merge in well. We have more positive escort reviews than almost any other couple! Check'em out via the AdultWork link. You will find us Friendly, Professional & Fun, but most of all Discreet. So guys, get in touch for a fun time! All it takes is a 2 minute phone call #JustDoIt
He is English & originally from Northampton, educated but down to earth, with a body years younger than his age, & above average endowment (Shaven/trimmed). He is passionate about the adult industry & pens a National ‘escort lifestyle & sexuality’ blog; other interests include business, politics, current affairs, & aviation as a Private Pilot. He was once asked to stand as a prospective parliamentary candidate, thought about it for a week, and then politely declined…too many skeletons in the cupboard! Geeze lives an ostensibly straight life, but has been bisexual since childhood. In addition to work within fun50couple, he's also available for solo meets with Men & M/F Couples nationwide.
If you're searching for Top London Escorts, Canary Wharf Escorts, or quality courtesan companions in upmarket areas like Belgravia, Paddington, Mayfair, West End, Earl's Court, Chelsea & Marylebone why not be a little more 'risque' and go for something a bit different? 'Threesomes' top the list of fantasies for many men! As the UK's best known mature MF escort duo, you'll find us in the TOP TEN for positive escort reviews under 'escortcouplelondon', & in the Number 1 spot across Northern England where we have our permanent home. Given a few hour's notice, we can arrange a custom booking for YOU anywhere in the Capital, including Central London, Greater London inside the M25, the Home Counties of Buckinghamshire, Hertfordshire, Essex, Surrey and Middlesex, PLUS all major airports: Heathrow LHR, Stansted STN, London City LCY, London Luton LTN, Farnborough FAB & Northolt NHT airports. 07981-726237 is the number you need.
She is a Scot, fun, easy-going, straight and dark blonde, occasionally a brunette/dark style. She has no piercings or tattoos, and dresses classily for outcalls, with a hint of cleavage and/or leg but rarely both. Minx has a sunny personality and a ‘glass half full’ mentality. She enjoys friendly flirtatious banter, while at the same time remaining 100% professional, so don’t be worrying about ‘nerves’...they’ll soon be forgotten about, within minutes of meeting.
Hi! We are a hot & sexy, full time Professional Escort Duo (and genuine real-life couple of 16+ years, engaged to be married) who love kinky threeway fun with mannerly mature men, preferably over the age of 35. We meet upscale married guys mainly, who may be bi-curious, secretly bisexual, sub-missives or cross dressers, as well as the odd straight man looking for a sensual vanilla experience. Many men yearn to explore same sex desire. It's not uncommon and it DOESN’T MEAN you’re gay, it means you're open-minded and sex positive! You'd probably consider a meet with a rent boy or male escort a step too far...and that’s OK! We understand & it’s something we come across EVERY DAY. Far better and more comfortable to explore your sexuality in the presence of, and with active participation FROM, a kinky, sexually liberated female. Keeping it SAFE, SANE and friendly. So guys, whether you be a nervous newbie, or more experienced and FULL ON, then we are up for meeting. Discover new highs and new limits...most of all ENJOY!
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In the UK there are LEGAL IMPLICATIONS for escorts working together as a couple. For that reason we will not discuss sexual services or fees for incalls over a phone. Besides, everything you need to know can be found on this site and its links to other pages. Please take time to read it before calling to inquire about availability and to book, DON'T TEXT. Be aware that Minx OR Geeze may answer, so don't hang up...we are a couple after all! If we don't answer it means we're working or can't talk in which case ring back a little later, WE WILL NOT TEXT YOU BACK FOR REASONS OF CONFIDENTIALITY except immediately after a missed call. Alternatively you can email us at email@example.com. We promise a FAST RESPONSE, so be sure to check back for a reply soon after. If you're the kind of guy who likes chatting to escorts and getting off over the phone with no intention of booking, then please go to Phone Sex page, get tissues, get comfy and dial.
If you're from across the Pond & planning to visit the UK soon, then we'd love to meet you. We're STRONG SUPPORTERS of our two country's 'Special Relationship' and extend a warm welcome to our American cousins. Let's start a special relationship of our own, three ways, mfm or mmf! Canadian clients are welcome too...question is, will you be allowed out? #TrudeauMustGo. Make contact a few days prior to landing & we'll arrange a custom booking to fit in with your busy schedule. Recently we've entertained professional gents from the West Coast, the MidWest, Boston, New York, New Jersey, Baltimore, Philadelphia, and Virginia in some of London's top hotels. 100% discretion assured, so don't be shy, get in touch 🙂
Taking bookings now for 2024. Looking for Sexy Travel Companions? From a day to a month, we have no 'baggage' in the 'commitments' sense of the word and are free to travel worldwide given around a weeks notice. If you're fed up with loneliness and like the idea of stimulating companionship and fun in the sun, we're the couple for you, 07756-209560. Ask us about specialist cruises and destinations for sexy people, Restrictions apply, call for details.
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