It’s Spring!

Mature North East female escort fun50minx posing amongst Spring daffodils

Hello sexy friends, followers, supporters, clients old & new! Spring’s here, though you wouldn’t think it because there’s a fair covering of snow on the Pennines today. Just last weekend we were out sun-bathing & even managed a day on the beach, the first this year. Hopefully there will be more ‘beach days’ to come,…

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December 2021

Its been a while since we updated you all with escorting news. Apologies! Since the easing of lockdowns we’ve been lucky, kept busy with pent up demand as men from all over the country beat a path to our door for kinky trysts, MFM & MMF. One week we hit an All Time High (ATH)…

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The futility of Twitter

Twitter boot squashing freedom of speech

Long time subscribers to NVS some of whom initially found us via Twitter know we’ve a love/hate relationship with the platform. When we originally started the @fun50couple account back in 2015, the world was in a very different place to where it is today. Social media’s ‘a bit of fun’ and not perceived by many…

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Spring 2021

If you’re a mature guy who’s bi curious it doesn’t mean you’re gay, it means you’re deliciously Sex Positive & up for a fun time, Let’s meet

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Massage anyone?

Aneros Helix Syn prostate massage device shown in North East BDSM dungeon setting

North East Male Escort fun50geeze talks about massage, but perhaps NOT as you know it, Read more…

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UK Escort Couple | 2020 | Year in Review

Merry Christmas GIF from uk escort couple

Our review? In a word, SHITE. 2020’s been a year we’d rather forget & I’m sure you’ll think the same. Unless you’re one of Johnson, Sunak or Hancock’s cronies and been ‘awarded’ a multi million pound contract for PPE; despite the fact your company’s only 6 weeks old and never turned a profit. While 3…

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Mature Bi Escort Couple Tour

Image of fun50minx with client, promoting August 2020 escort couple to Lincs, Notts, Herts, M25 corridor

REVISED dates for tour to South Herts/M25/Barnet, borehamwood, Potters Bar

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Alive Well & Kickin’

Image of Smoke & Mirrors, an analogy of Rishi Sunak's Covid-19 bailout

Hi folks! Apparently to qualify for the self employed ‘grants’ being doled out by HMRC sometime in the future, one has to prove one’s business has been affected by COVID-19. I can’t think of a business out there that could be more drastically affected than escorting can you? Contrary to conjecture, we’ve never been in…

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Erotic Audio:True XXX Stories from fun50couple

Why are Erotic Audio stories better than porn? It’s because the brain customises the story, making it more real & INTENSE. New from fun50couple, TRUE XXX stories for Men, & for women curious about what Married Men get up to behind closed doors. From just £0-50ppm

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Escort Tour

Escort Tour to Southend, Image shows Southend On Sea in the 20's

So guys, are you all back to work and settled after the Christmas festivities, looking forward to an exciting new decade? A new Roaring Twenties perhaps? Or are you still suffering from #backtowork blues? Whichever way, if you’re a horny mature gent in the South East looking for sexy threeway fun, we’d love to meet…

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