Beyond Price

Are you a lonely man in a sexless marriage? Or divorced, separated, grieving, trying to cope as a carer? If you do nothing else today, watch the video embedded in this blog, it’s powerful, it’s emotional, & it’s where we are as sex workers. Enjoy!

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Tall Ships Hartlepool 2023

Trincomalee at Hartlepool Tall Ships 2023

Hello sexy friends! Just a quick update on a major event happening this week on our doorstep. It’s officially promoted as ‘The Tall Ships Races Hartlepool 2023’ organised by Sail Training International. Find out more HERE, including a full list of visiting ships. Some of them are impressive to say the least… square riggers weighing…

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Autumn ’22 Update

Autumn Leaves with fun50couple mature escorts logo

Hello Sexy FriendsWell it’s now nearly three months since we sold our Darlington dungeon playroom. We had hoped to be moving straight into bigger premises on Teesside but it was not to be. The hikes to commercial energy bills put paid to plans to buy the neighbouring adjoining property as well, which we’d intended to…

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It’s Spring!

Mature North East female escort fun50minx posing amongst Spring daffodils

Hello sexy friends, followers, supporters, clients old & new! Spring’s here, though you wouldn’t think it because there’s a fair covering of snow on the Pennines today. Just last weekend we were out sun-bathing & even managed a day on the beach, the first this year. Hopefully there will be more ‘beach days’ to come,…

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December 2021

Its been a while since we updated you all with escorting news. Apologies! Since the easing of lockdowns we’ve been lucky, kept busy with pent up demand as men from all over the country beat a path to our door for kinky trysts, MFM & MMF. One week we hit an All Time High (ATH)…

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The futility of Twitter

Twitter boot squashing freedom of speech

Long time subscribers to NVS some of whom initially found us via Twitter know we’ve a love/hate relationship with the platform. When we originally started the @fun50couple account back in 2015, the world was in a very different place to where it is today. Social media’s ‘a bit of fun’ and not perceived by many…

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Spring 2021

If you’re a mature guy who’s bi curious it doesn’t mean you’re gay, it means you’re deliciously Sex Positive & up for a fun time, Let’s meet

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Massage anyone?

Aneros Helix Syn prostate massage device shown in North East BDSM dungeon setting

North East Male Escort fun50geeze talks about massage, but perhaps NOT as you know it, Read more…

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UK Escort Couple | 2020 | Year in Review

Merry Christmas GIF from uk escort couple

Our review? In a word, SHITE. 2020’s been a year we’d rather forget & I’m sure you’ll think the same. Unless you’re one of Johnson, Sunak or Hancock’s cronies and been ‘awarded’ a multi million pound contract for PPE; despite the fact your company’s only 6 weeks old and never turned a profit. While 3…

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Mature Bi Escort Couple Tour

Image of fun50minx with client, promoting August 2020 escort couple to Lincs, Notts, Herts, M25 corridor

REVISED dates for tour to South Herts/M25/Barnet, borehamwood, Potters Bar

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