Alive Well & Kickin’

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Hi folks! Apparently to qualify for the self employed ‘grants’ being doled out by HMRC sometime in the future, one has to prove one’s business has been affected by COVID-19. I can’t think of a business out there that could be more drastically affected than escorting can you? Contrary to conjecture, we’ve never been in…

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Erotic Audio:True XXX Stories from fun50couple

Why are Erotic Audio stories better than porn? It’s because the brain customises the story, making it more real & INTENSE. New from fun50couple, TRUE XXX stories for Men, & for women curious about what Married Men get up to behind closed doors. From just £0-50ppm

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Escort Tour

Escort Tour to Southend, Image shows Southend On Sea in the 20's

So guys, are you all back to work and settled after the Christmas festivities, looking forward to an exciting new decade? A new Roaring Twenties perhaps? Or are you still suffering from #backtowork blues? Whichever way, if you’re a horny mature gent in the South East looking for sexy threeway fun, we’d love to meet…

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Escort News

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What’s Going On? Fun50Couple NEWS about upcoming tours to Wales & LONDON, If you’re looking for a South Wales Escort Couple with a bit of experience, read abt our tour to Swansea, Cardiff & Bristol

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Bi Fun Party

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Bi Night with fun50couple, the UK’s hottest mature bi escort couple. Bi Fun Party Nite for bisexual & bicurious males & females, County Durham, NorthEast England 07756 209560

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ELECTROSEX

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I was shaking & almost crying with emotion; the word FANTASTIC doesn’t really begin to descibe the S>E>N>S>A>T>I>O>N. Remember guys, Estim isn’t about PAIN, it’s about SENSATION;

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Summer 2019

#TeesValleyMistress

July saw us performing in our first semi pro filmshoot. We got some half decent footage, yet to be edited of Minx as Mistress Orchid teaching a Manchester escort the subtleties of using a strap-on. Geeze was the lucky and very willing recipient, Read more…

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WHAT’S GOING ON? May ’19

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We’ve had another manic month, busy building our new playroom in between meetings with clients old and new, Learn more…

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What’s going on? APRIL ’19

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We’re installing a 4 poster bondage bed with sling and pendulum, stocks, low bondage bench, & a whipping/f*cking bench, complimented by a French Gothic styel…

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What’s going on? MARCH’19

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Wanting to get sensual and very sexual with another MAN and his woman simultaneously doesn’t mean you’re on the road to Gaytown; it just means you’re open-minded, sex positive and some-one with the balls to make it happen. Read more from the UK’s #1 mature bi escort couple….

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