HELLO! We are FUN50COUPLE, a hot & kinky mature bisexual escort couple based in County Durham, UK ~ North East Escort Incalls ~ Local Home & Hotel Escort Outcalls across North East England, Yorkshire & Cumbria ~ Bespoke Escort Bookings London & Nationwide
'Looking for a sexy MMF or MFM threesome experience? From mild to WILD, we can satisfy your dirty desire. Short notice bookings welcome across the NORTH EAST, YORKSHIRE & EAST CUMBRIA areas, LONDON by prior arrangement. Lets have FUN together!'
She is fun, easy-going, STRAIGHT and currently brunette bobbed hair style. Bendy and Curvy, a size 16, and a 34E. He is intelligent, athletic, and FULLY BISEXUAL, but happy to play straight if that is what is expected!
Bespoke Escort Service Nationwide
What do we mean by bespoke bookings? They are 'one off' customised bookings designed around YOU. We make all the arrangements to meet at a dicreet location close to you. Ideal for guys who never visit Northern England, or prefer not to wait for escorts on tour who may be overworked and/or unreliable. Rate includes our travel, and us booking a 4-5* luxury hotel for what's effectively a local escort incall, FOR YOU & YOU ALONE, two and a half hours duration, longer by arrangement. A minimum of a day's notice is needed for a NEXT DAY BOOKING, although if you can plan more in advance that would be appreciated. It's not uncommon for guys to book us 2-3 months in advance, so get in touch for a fully bespoke sex-perience! All it takes to make it happen is a two minute phone call #JustDoIt
MMF or MFM, what's the difference?
You might be wondering? What IS the difference between an MMF & an MFM threesome?
Don't worry we get asked this all the time! Its all in the order of the letters, so an M next to an M as in MMF is implying consensual sexual contact between the 2 guys as well as the girl.
The letter M each side of the F as in MFM implies there would be no direct sexual contact between the guys with all the attention focused on the girl. So an MFM typically could see the lady penetrated by one male while she performs oral on the other as in a Spit Roast or she could be penetrated by both guys simultaneously vaginally and anally AKA DP, or even both guys in one hole as in DVP or DAP. Or lets get really outrageous and have one guy penetrating the lady while she simultaneously screws another guy with a strap on; with no direct MM contact, that still could be construed as an MFM!
There are grey areas of course...in any male female male sex scenario there is bound to be close physical contact;
Feeling another guys cock indirectly through the thin membrane between vagina and ass in a DP scenario is an intense turn on to many men. An MFM threesome for some is a 'once in a lifetime' sexperience, its on their bucket list.
But for many, its the beginning of a journey as with so many things in life.
One thing leads to another and once comfortable within an MFM situation, many men seek to actively explore same sex 'desire' shall we say, especially when there's active encouragement from a female, who herself will usually be intensely aroused by the sight of 2 men 'playing'. It doesn't mean you've suddenly turned gay or even bisexual by wanting to participate in an MMF, it simply means you're inclined to be 'sexpositive'. This can be defined as 'having an attitude towards human sexuality that regards all sexual activities pleasurable & fundamentally healthy provided its consensual and no-body gets hurt'.
Human Sexuality is a spectrum & its commonly acknowledged that no one person can be considered 100% straight or 100% gay. People who are TRULY true to themselves will often identify with different areas of the spectrum as life goes by, and for a multitude of reasons...a subject in itself. Some-one may progress to become manually bi then orally bi then maybe top or bottom, then versatile and fully bi, and may even revert back to 99% straight....NOW you're confused? Don't be!
Want to know the best bit?
We cater to all types wherever you may be within the sexual spectrum. We have the experience to help you get the best out of any threesome scenario. Being nervous is normal; its our job and privilege to help turn your fantasy into reality...All YOU need do is to decide whether its an incall or outcall you want then pick up the phone.
Visiting the NORTH EAST? Map below shows our local outcall area with a selection of convenient hotels we know well. Click on the locations to help plan your trip. Remember we travel NATIONWIDE....if you're outside the local area, it's NO PROBLEM, just call us 🙂 Find the best deals on hotels HERE.
Rates for our time can be found here.
Don’t waste time talking to part time amateurs….We are Professional Full Time Escorts, available most days, from late morning to late evening. Drug & Disease free Pure Bloods, regularly tested for your complete safety, we are happy to travel to your home or hotel at short notice anywhere in the North East & Yorkshire, OR, further afield by prior arrangement.
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We LOVE what we do! Both of us are young for our age, outgoing & naturally sexy. Our own erotic thresholds are constantly evolving. There is no need to be shy. We know what buttons to PRESS to give you an amazing experience, and one which you will want to repeat….take a look at some of our testimonials below! We have a good number of repeat clients.
'Exceeded expectations massively. Lovely exciting no-holds barred people. Delivered incredibly exhilarating experience. If you love sex you must visit [sic] fun50couple'Married 58 year old Landowner, Scotland, Adult Work Client testimonial & Field Report
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'My first MMF experience and WOW! Great couple who put me at ease and took me to places I had never dreamed of. He pushed my limits and she squirts with gusto'Married 54 year old Professional, Semi-retired, Dundee, Adult Work Client testimonial
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These words aren't mere figments of imagination ~ Just click on the words 'testimonial' or 'field report' to link back to the original & genuine source ~ WE ARE the real deal
- 60 year old security consultant & ex career military, London, Latest FIVE STAR Testimonial [February 2023] via Telegram (Original can be viewed)
'Thank you both for another amazing experience yesterday. I don't think I've ever enjoyed anything quite so much - ever. I was in a bizarre state afterwards. I stopped for coffee at a Costa kiosk in a petrol station and was unable to work out how to scan the QR code - brain had gone to mush!!!
Anyway all good, had bit of a rest and drove home safe & well. I will most definitely see you again, have no notion of the possible dates you mentioned, (brain reduced to jam at time) but will get in touch & sort something soon. Either I'll fit something in when you are down south or I will remember a pressing need to visit the L******** office, Thank you for everything'
- Married 51 year old Construction Industry Manager, Highlands, Adult Work Client field report
'He is a fit and athletic guy, she is an attractive nicely proportioned woman. Both were dressed casually but smartly, and profile pictures are def real'...'I came 3 times in my visit, and both guys were happy for me to go again if I wanted even though my time was exceeded, def not clockwatchers, but I was done LOL'
'Great couple, very sexy and great fun to be with. They both certainly filled my desires'Married 39 year old Oil Industry Professional, Aberdeen, Adult Work Client testimonial
'Lovely Couple, very enthusiastic and horny as hell.xx'Married 42 year old University Professor, London, Adult Work Client testimonial
'Fantastic, sexy, hot couple. Easy going and will put you at ease then shag you senseless ;-)'Married 39 year old IT Manager, Glasgow, Adult Work Client testimonial