So sexy friends & followers, we enter Q4 & the run up to Christmas. Q4 I hear you ask? The fourth quarter of 2024, and traditionally the busiest three months of the year for commerce and trade. If you knew straightaway what I was referring to, you’re probably on the same page as us, focused, business minded and AWAKE. But it takes all sorts, we know that. Perhaps you’re a chilled ‘live for the day’ type, unfazed by ‘what’s going on’ in the World just so long as it doesn’t affect YOU, we get that.
Ten years ago, even 5 years back, we could guarantee escort outcall bookings most weeks, especially in Q4 as marketing people & business executives strove to hit targets and numbers, crisscrossing the country getting ever more stressed the nearer we got to THE BIG DAY, which in Britain means total shutdown for nigh on a fortnight…..GROAN. But times have changed. Nowadays we seldom get outcalls to hotels. That’s not to say we’re not busy… we are, with 95% of income still earnt from working in ‘the oldest profession’. So why the decrease in escort outcalls? Hotels are full, or would appear so judging from accommodation portals.
Well, we’re numbers people. Constantly monitoring performance on paper AND in the bedroom. Forever investing in knowledge & equipment to keep ahead. We’re two years into a project tasked to raise more finance so we can BUILD BACK BIGGER and BETTER following the sale of the Darlington Dungeon. So far, all’s going to plan, but we can never be certain.
One of our subs passed comment recently on our ‘turbulent’ lifestyle and ambitions, nevertheless we’re strong believers in ‘fortune favouring the bold’. Human beings don’t like uncertainty. In the river of life, most will remain on the bank in/at their place of safety, be it at work, relationships, investments whatever. They have a ‘better the devil you know’ mentality. Even when rewards on the opposite bank are plain to see, few will venture out into the current. Some will…& get half way, before giving up and scurrying back to safety. And certainty. A tiny few will keep going. Until. Until they reach the other side and safety. And certainty again. Certain they’ve at least made it there & they’ll not be going to their graves as ‘coulda-shoulda-woulda’s’.
That last term I’m particularly fond of. It’s a fear that many winners have… that they’re not doing ENOUGH to get where they want to be. So they structure their whole lifestyle around baby steps. One step further than the last, however small that step might be. That is a path guaranteed to produce positive results.
One thing we have to do on a daily basis is Twitter (@ScrewsViews) or ‘X’ as it’s now known. Jamie Dimon commented last week about the stupidity of social media…. ‘don’t waste time on it and read books about history instead’ he cried. He’s a slippery character we know that, but undeniably successful; rumour has it he’s DT’s pick for Fed Chair… we shall see soon enough. Predictably there were shed loads of replies labelling him a dinosaur, out of touch with ‘the TikTok generation’. I for one am inclined to take heed of his brand of advice…. at least until I’m on a seven figure income. Our primary reason for social media activity is website clicks. It’s an easy way for our six independent websites to gain more visibility. But whenever we tweet anything other than pretty pictures, followers aren’t interested. So most of the posts relate to mature women, MMF threesomes & cuckolds. But drag racing, aviation, politics and economics are all areas of interest to me (& the Minx)… and all spheres of intense effort by players hellbent on winning not losing.
The American drag racers & the sport in general is mostly ridiculed in the UK. Some of those guys have raced for decades to get to a final round in the NHRA (National Hot Rod Association), let alone a ‘Wally’ or a championship. The pinnacles within the professional ranks of Top Fuel, Funny Car and Pro Stock classes comprise no more than a hundred or so individuals at any given time.
One star in particular stands out…former IHRA (International Hot Rod Association) World Champion Clay Millican. Thirty years ago he chose to give up ‘certainty’ as a forklift driver in a warehouse, to chase his dream of driving in Top Fuel. Years of uncertainty followed, not to mention tragedy, before finally, he got to where he wanted to be…. and certainty again, as one of the top contenders in the sport, a US Nationals winner and currently #6 in the Countdown. He too plugs away on social media, in his case YouTube… in fact he’s the only pro drag racer with a credible audience at 125,000 followers and growing. If you’re interested in life’s ups and downs, and seek inspiration, give him a look, and subscribe; ‘He’s just a good ol boy never meaning no harm’ (ha!); you’ll be entertained, that I can assure you. You should look too at John Force, another legend currently sidelined through injury sadly. Staying humble with their feet on the ground, these guys are forever promoting the hands that feed them….the paying spectators and sponsors… without whom they wouldn’t be able to live their dream, and/or PERFORM. ‘Coulda-Shoulda-Woulda’ is one of Millican’s favorite expressions. I share that sentiment too, its what drives me on a daily basis; Minx & her daughter say I’m too hard on myself, but I say no pain no gain. Stretch. Men often tell us they’re nervous. One guy the other day came in with hands visibly shaking…to the extreme…I couldn’t help asking (without thinking) ‘Is that nerves or a dose of the Parkinson’s old son?’ He admitted to nerves. Those nerves were pretty soon forgotten, 15 minutes in. We tell men ‘nerves are normal, it means you’re out of your comfort zone, and stretching’. That is the only way you get to see new horizons, by pushing yourself, a step further forward than the last.
So what the hell has this got to do with escort outcalls I hear you ask? Well the answer is CHANGE. And a lot of what I’ve highlighted in the last two paras. ‘most will remain on the river bank in/at their place of safety’…Since the Nineties we’ve been subjected to a constant drip feed of Health & Safety, amplified during the plandemic with the StaySafe message. Throw enough shit around and invariably some of it sticks… so a guy pondering over whether to ‘play away’ falls victim to that message, unknowingly perhaps; that’s how brainwashing works…its subtle. A bit like the stone cutter, blow by blow he strikes the rock with little perceived progress until all of a sudden it gives in.
Some will say the reason outcalls have fallen is the ‘work from home’ culture. What is that other than a capitulation to woke employers or Government diktak? That still doesn’t explain hotel car parks filled to capacity… with vans right enough, not executive motors. Even the upper mid range places these days, hotels like Crowne Plaza, populated by van man… guys employed by companies riding the green wave no matter whether it all ends up in tears; they’ll exploit it to the max. The problem for us is these new wave employees are mostly millennials aged 28-39.This demographic God bless ’em has always struggled to communicate, or dip hands in pockets for anything more than the bare minimum, which has to be exclusively ON THEIR TERMS & THEIR TERMS ALONE. In a nutshell when they’re looking for sex and know they’ll likely blow their load in a quarter of an hour, then that’s all they’re willing to pay for. Oh & I forgot to mention….during that 15 minutes they want, nay, DEMAND everything on our ‘likes’ list PLUS a ton of things that aren’t. Needless to say, we don’t bother with them much and yes I know, it’s wrong to generalise, and there are notable exceptions but…. All I’m saying is thirteen years answering 50-70 calls a week from every Tom Dick & Harry you get to notice traits & BEHAVIOURS.
Our niche sector is ‘sex positive men aged 40 to 70+’. Most are straight & curious aka bi-curious. The group includes cross dressers, submissive’s & cuckolds too…. check out ‘So What Now?’ on our newer mobile responsive site; it lists and details what we offer and to whom. Some say the content’s SOOOOOOOO long & they didn’t get to read it. Right! Let me tell you, the guys we see, in the main have read it. And read it all. Many times over a lot of them, until they pluck up courage FINALLY to get in touch. If that sounds like you, then do something today your future self will definitely THANK YOU FOR and pick up the phone. When your deepest thoughts and desires are to experience things most men will only ever dream about, then you have to consciously make things happen. Disavow yourself of any of those lines of thought propagated by government and modern society. Differentiate yourself from the herd…they will do you no favours (as we’re witnessing now on a daily basis). Yes, we’re living in a shit show. But little by little we’re starting to see pushback though likely we’re going to have to endure worse before it gets better.
And the Blow Off Top headline? What’s that about? Well, we’ve never been ones to follow the fold, and on a social level we gel best with others of a similar disposition. Currently around 91% of Wall Street thinks stocks are going up FOREVER aka GREED & #Uptober. As usual it’s all smoke and mirrors & for those bothered to do their own research it’s a somewhat different story ‘under the hood’. A lot of what’s unfolding today rhymes with events leading up to the GFC of 2007/8 leaving us to wonder. Which blow off top are you most focused on… your dick…. or the stock market? Or both? We’d love to know.
In conclusion, a hotel escort outcall doesn’t have to be some sordid encounter you later regret, nor is it like ‘you’re having an affair’. It can be a meeting of minds subconsciously enhancing the sexual experience, and money well spent. So look after #1 (YOU) and hopefully we’ll see you soon…..
Footnote: Call for advice on local accommodation if you’re a stranger to the North East, and don’t be worrying about discretion. When we turn up at your hotel don’t expect to see Minx in a short skirt and bulging blowse…. screaming ‘sex worker’…we merge in; she dresses classily, he’s with briefcase…three middle aged business folk discussing a deal then going back to your room to ‘sign papers’ and have a drink….something like that anyway. Got it? Good. We WLTMU. Now pick up the phone xxx