IT’S SPRING, What’s going on?

Image of Spring blossom and blue skies

We’ve just emerged from a foot of snow, all gone now and the local rivers in full spate with the melt, so hopefully now we can look forward to Spring. They say that if March comes in like a lion it’ll go out like a lamb, so here’s hoping we have a sunny & mild Easter at the end of the month. (March 30th – April 2nd) People have stayed at home in their droves, and not ventured out or gone to work….which is what one comes to expect these days from a generation brought up on school closures at the first sign of a snowflake we suppose 🙁 Quiet times though have enabled us to spend time building websites & staff training heehee 🙂 .

We’ve cut our touring down, due mainly to escalating hotel rates and the serial problem with No-Shows and time-wasters. Future generations of escorts will be spared the hassle as and when #blockchain becomes mainstream, enabling service providers and punters to come together [no pun intended] with verified transactions, no middlemen and a reasonable expectation of anonimity. Meanwhile we have to live by our wits and intuition….if you’re an Adult Work member with feedback that helps us too.

So guys, next on the list is a long weekend in London while Geeze attends EROTICON, a conference mainly for erotic writers. This means we’re available for incalls/outcalls Friday 16th March, late Sat eve, late Sunday eve, all of Monday 19th March and room for one early meet on Tuesday around 9AMish. We’re booked into a luxury hotel not a million miles away from Brent Cross tube and the A406 North Circular. Some guys have already made contact with us, it’s first come first served, so get your booking in ASAP please, AW members via the site, non members will need to lodge a deposit by bank transfer or via cash over a counter.

Other NEWS: We’re still struggling to find a capable junior web developer! If you know a young person, especially some-one whos computer savvy and not gone to UNI but done a web apprenticeship then point them in our direction. Locally here in the northeast there are a couple of well known Digital Agencies paying these youngsters just £3-50 an hour yet expecting them to do mainstream work. We call that ‘taking the piss’, especially the firm who has around a third of its workforce made up of apprentices, touts themselves out at a premium rate, whilst simultaneously virtue signalling all the ‘great things’ they’re doing for Charity. Truly nauseating, but hey-ho, that’s modern Britain for you!  We on the other hand, are offering c£13 an hour to start PLUS a very attractive bonus/profit share scheme, which pays out from Month 1.  So, if you know your way around web development, code, photoshop and Social Media, or you have a friend or relation who you think might be interested, anywhere in the country, then we’d like to hear from you right?

Finally, we’re just starting to talk about a return to SWANSEA & CARDIFF Wales for a tour sometime after Easter. The jazz festival in SA1 was most enjoyable last year, what we saw of it anyway; perhaps we shall wait till then and combine work with play. Watch this space. Thats it, Talk soon guys! Luv fun50couple xxx

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